A Laugh for the Forum

[Hairtrigger]

Of course we have a straight face. We are talking about a subject with such profounding effects to the PE community that everyone joins hands in celebration that there is finally a better way to permanetly rid ourselves from the the stiffness and swelling found in our units after a hard day of PE. I think I might take one for the team and give it a try tonight. May your EQ acheive higher levels and your gains never ceasing.

[JonPop]

I think that you have tried this before and are just now willing to share this with the rest of us. Hell man, I'll bet you've even told your wife about this new soaking in cider.

[Hairtrigger]

Your probably right........Love your signature, brings back alot of blurry memories, man that chick was fine......

[JonPop]

Joshua had just finished knocking down the walls of Jeri-toe when a large block tumbled down upon his foot. He let out a loud yell which brought all of his men running to see what had happened to their great leader. Upon examination it was found to have smashed his big toe and it was all red and swollen. One of his most trusted officers said to Joshua, "Hey boss, the best thing you can do for a sore toe, is soak it in cider." Whereupon Joshua commanded one of his serving wench's to lay on the ground and expose her vagina.
He inserted his big toe into her hot, juicy pussy and sighed in relief.
His trusted officer waving his arms franticly said,
"No, Joshua....In CIDER, not....... INSIDE HER."





Joshua said..."Fuck off"

[JonPop]

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. She starts talking
about this really great new drink. After a while he gives in and lets her order
the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items
on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The woman explains. 'First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you
drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink
the lime juice.' So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for
it. He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of
Baileys...very pleasant, holding it in his mouth. He thinks...this is OK. Finally
he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles.
At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits. At
four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers
his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend,
he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, 'Good
God!!! What do you call that drink?'

She smiles at him and says, ' Blow Job Revenge.'

[JonPop]

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things
I like most -- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'

[remek]

Originally Posted by JonPop

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things
I like most -- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'

I missed these while I was gone.

By the way, happy late fourth, JP!

[kingpole]

I rezent those blond jokes, im blond!

[JonPop]

Originally Posted by kingpole

I rezent those blond jokes, im blond!

Well...That certainly explains a lot. Hee

[JonPop]

A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.


Her friend asks: "Why are you wearing a Thank GOD It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?"


"Oh, crap!" the blonde says. "I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt.

I thought it meant "Tits Go In Front."