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Old 03-27-2008, 02:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Subject: Many a true word...............

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back patio and filled
it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is as I filled it
lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking
advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio,
above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the shit... It
was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and
try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And
other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded
that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit in my own back garden anymore.
So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds
were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they
had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to
be ..... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free
meal.

Now let's see..... our government gives out free food,
subsidised housing, free medical care, and free education and allows
anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our
taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5
families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room
doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one'
to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other
than the American Flag are squawking and screaming in the streets,
demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take
down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the shit...
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Everyday, I break my previous record for being alive.
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Everyday, I break my previous record for being alive.
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IS WHERE PEOPLE GO THAT DON'T BELIEVE IN

GOSH!
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IS WHERE PEOPLE GO THAT DON'T BELIEVE IN

GOSH!
honestly man, i laughed for like 10 minutes when i read this
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Um...Rem. Is your day job an Army recruiter? Hee
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