 Eyewitness
Eyewitness
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked,
'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.' | 
Yuuuk! Gross.
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