Girls Night Out

[Hope2gro]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husband was concerned
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed
hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst...
my wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.'"

[JonPop]

This was funny as hell, Hope2gro.

I'd like to make a request to anyone wanting to submit a joke to the forum.

Please, let's confine them to the thread I started, A Laugh for the Forum

This will make it much easier to refer back to a joke that someone has submitted, in case you might want to forward it on to a friend at some future time. Plus, it keeps the forum much neater. The thread is in "Sweety's Corner" I made it a sticky for ease of access.
Thank You, JP