I am an idiot.

supermilkman · 05-31-2007, 05:07 AM

So, I was browsing the internet looking at PE sites, some porn, and I come across this sex fetish called urethra play. Basically some people really enjoy sticking small long objects into their urethra, and they go on about how it gives them incredible pleasure and bla bla bla. There are these things called "sounds" which are long metal rods you slide all the way into your urethra that go so far back they stimulate your prostate. They come in all kinds of different girths to expand the piss hole. For beginners, they suggest washing a condom in hot water for sterilization and the put a q-tip in the condom, then slide it into your urethra. Now, I decide, for whatever reason, to try this out. I wash off the condom, put the q-tip in it, and here we go, I start sliding it into my my urethra. Really not that bad, felt weird, but didn't really hurt. So I decide, lets try with 2 q-tips stacked on top of each other. A little uncomfortable, you know, this whole thing was new so I figured a little uncomfort was to be expected. Hmm. OK, Lets try the same thing with a pencil, eraser end first. Kind of hurt, I had it about 6in in. Tried a few more times, and realized this is ridiculed, it doesn't feel good, it hurts. So I stopped. I read that it would be a good idea to piss afterwards to flush out any germs and reduce chance of infection. So I jack off, ejaculation was pretty uncomfortable. Went to piss, and it was like pissing out FIREEEE. AHHHHH!!! No really. the most excruciating pain ever. So now, thanks to my dumb ass, i have to sit around and pray that I don't have an infection. I feel I have to take a day off to let my penis recover, even though I just came back after a week long break from PE. I burns like hell when I pee. This is the worst idea ever. Don't try this it's not worth it. I feel like a fucking idiot.

Dustpan · 05-31-2007, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by supermilkman

So, I was browsing the internet looking at PE sites, some porn, and I come across this sex fetish called urethra play. Basically some people really enjoy sticking small long objects into their urethra, and they go on about how it gives them incredible pleasure and bla bla bla. There are these things called "sounds" which are long metal rods you slide all the way into your urethra that go so far back they stimulate your prostate. They come in all kinds of different girths to expand the piss hole. For beginners, they suggest washing a condom in hot water for sterilization and the put a q-tip in the condom, then slide it into your urethra. Now, I decide, for whatever reason, to try this out. I wash off the condom, put the q-tip in it, and here we go, I start sliding it into my my urethra. Really not that bad, felt weird, but didn't really hurt. So I decide, lets try with 2 q-tips stacked on top of each other. A little uncomfortable, you know, this whole thing was new so I figured a little uncomfort was to be expected. Hmm. OK, Lets try the same thing with a pencil, eraser end first. Kind of hurt, I had it about 6in in. Tried a few more times, and realized this is ridiculed, it doesn't feel good, it hurts. So I stopped. I read that it would be a good idea to piss after wards to flush out any germs and reduce chance of infection. So I jack off, ejaculation was pretty uncomfortable. Went to piss, and it was like pissing out FIREEEE. AHHHHH!!! No really. the most excruciating pain ever. So now, thanks to my dumb ass, i have to sit around and pray that I don't have an infection. I feel I have to take a day off to let my penis recover, even though I just came back after a week long break from PE. I burns like hell when I pee. This is the worst idea ever. Don't try this it's not worth it. I feel like a fucking idiot.

Don't feel bad about it, I started doing that back 50 years ago, exploring my own urethra with different objects and still continue doing it. In away it take the edge off of the everyday stress.
I have to go to the urologist in July to have a endoscope inserted into the urethra to check if the strictures are worse then before. They will also put a sound down my urethra to dilate it, and if that don't work they may cut some of the strictures out of the urethra so I can urinate better. They say it's a no brain-er operation.

supermilkman · 06-06-2007, 05:44 AM

strictures? Are those like stitches? Why do you have them? Does it affect your PE?

Dustpan · 06-06-2007, 04:46 PM

Supermilkman,
Strictures are a narowing of the urethra. They can happen if you get injured when were young, like getting hit in the groin with a ball or a foot playing sports. No they don't effect your PEing and gaining in penis length.

remek · 07-22-2007, 06:33 PM

Supermilkman:

How'w the pain? Any better?

soody · 09-10-2007, 08:47 AM

You can also get stricture in the urethra after infection and injury by inserting objects into it.
supermilkman, perhaps it is good to share an idea with few people before trying. Impulsiveness and temptation sometimes may sometime cost you a lot.
I would give enough rest to your penis. Drink enough fluids so as to pass water freely for few days and keeping urine diluted and as close to neutral pH i.e pH of water as possible. This will help urethra to heal quicker.
Wish you quick recovery.
soody