I'd bury my face in her enormous cleavage, close my eyes, curl up and forget all the worries of the world. But I seriously hope though she hasn't had surgery to make them that big. Can't hold it against her if that's what she's born with and doesn't have a say. That's boobism.
By the look of her fake lips and trashy makeup, those are obviously fake. Or tumors.
Seriously guys, giver her a break! She simply selected a few "facts" from the site that she agrees with! Why do you all keep bringing her down?
Because many of those facts are patently untrue - e.g. "80% of all penises are below average size", I mean WTF, that doesn't even make sense - and the whole thing just seems like a calculated ploy to make the less-endowed, or even averagely-endowed, members here feel insecure. It's this kind of bullshit that makes men unnecessarily obsessed with their size in the first place.
And "fact" number 3 overestimates average size by about an inch in length and over half an inch in girth. The idea that "80%" (the author seems to like that figure for some reason) of women are "unsatisfied" with their partner's penis is abundantly contradicted by surveys.
To put it another way, would you consider it harmless for a man to be quoting, to a forum full of women, some inane "facts" about how any woman bigger than a size 6 is grotesquely obese?
Can't hold it against her if that's what she's born with and doesn't have a say. That's boobism.
What the hell? I take it you have actually seen real breasts before? No woman in history has ever naturally had tits that size and shape. Her name is (or was) Lolo Ferrari, she was an incredibly tragic 'model' who was married to a sick fuck of a plastic surgeon - who did all that shit to her breasts, lips etc. - and died tragically young.
Just goes to show, tits *can* be too big.
Edit: I've just looked her up on Wikipedia, apparently her husband wasn't her surgeon but did encourage her to have all that stuff done. I think I was confusing her with Jocelyn 'Bride Of' Wildenstein, who has had herself made to look like a frightening mess at the hands of her surgeon husband. The article says Ferrari died of an apparent drug suicide although there is some suspicion that her husband killed her. British members here may remember her from the brilliant 'Eurotrash' programme.