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    I thought this would get your attention.

    Get out your coffee perculator your going to make Erection Tea.

    Fill yp a four cup pot with water.
    Filter in the place where you put coffee.
    4-5 bags of black tea.
    2-4 tablespoons of ginger, you can get this in a jar at the grocery store.
    brew it like you would brew coffee.
    Then add a good squeeze of lemon juice.
    drink it black or sweaten it with honey.

    This is good iced to.

    Ginger has some of the same vasodilating properites as ginkgo biloba and green tea.
    Black tea like green tea is a cortisol blocker and lowers your blood pressure.
    Lemon is a natural artery declogger due to its vitamin "C" content and bioflavones.
    Honey raises testosterone levels due to its high boron concentration.

    Don't put any artificial sweeteners in your erection tea or I will poke you in the eye. Besides artificial sweeteners are bad for the liver.
    Last edited by kingpole; 10-24-2008, 08:23 PM. Reason: What the "L"


    For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

  • #2
    Fall is late to the Boonpoon, but there is that cold chill in the air so I made my self a cup of hot erection tea and im sipping it now. We had a bit of an indian summer. But now, the leaves from the huge oaks are begining to fall to the ground.


    For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

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    • #3
      Where the heck is BOONPOON?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Saint View Post
        Where the heck is BOONPOON?
        California, The Motherlode.


        For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

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        • #5
          Must be unincorporated.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Saint View Post
            Must be unincorporated.
            its a nickname my uncle gave the region, and is mostly rural.


            For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

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            • #7
              Kingpole,

              Does the tea really work, what ever your age
              Starting stats 7/15/05 -FL 3.750"x FG 2.125", (BPEL 5.250" x EG 3.750")

              Current Stats: 4/16/10 (BPFL 6.500" x FG 5.625"), ( BPEL 7.825" x EG 6.375")

              Goal for 2011 BPEL 9.000" x EG 6.500"
              Some people see things, and say, "Why"
              I dream of things that never were, and say "Why Not"

              Dusty

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Dustpan View Post
                Kingpole,

                Does the tea really work, what ever your age
                Contrary to popular myths all ED is due to poor circulation. It should work for all ages. In fact im going to brew some now, it is also great for sore throat.


                For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

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                • #9
                  I intend to try the tea tonight

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by cloudthinker View Post
                    I intend to try the tea tonight
                    I might just have some at that myself.


                    For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by kingpole View Post
                      I thought this would get your attention.

                      Get out your coffee perculator your going to make Erection Tea.

                      Fill yp a four cup pot with water.
                      Filter in the place where you put coffee.
                      4-5 bags of black tea.
                      2-4 tablespoons of ginger, you can get this in a jar at the grocery store.
                      brew it like you would brew coffee.
                      Then add a good squeeze of lemon juice.
                      drink it black or sweaten it with honey.

                      This is good iced to.

                      Ginger has some of the same vasodilating properites as ginkgo biloba and green tea.
                      Black tea like green tea is a cortisol blocker and lowers your blood pressure.
                      Lemon is a natural artery declogger due to its vitamin "C" content and bioflavones.
                      Honey raises testosterone levels due to its high boron concentration.

                      Don't put any artificial sweeteners in your erection tea or I will poke you in the eye. Besides artificial sweeteners are bad for the liver.
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                      I swear by your "erection tea" now, Kingpole. I drink it daily--brew it in the morning, and sip it all day. I just have to be careful I don't poke myself in the eye.

                      Going411by7 (I was a grower; now I'm a shower).

                      Oct. '03: BPEL 7.75" x 5" Flaccid 4" x 4"
                      Feb. '04: BPEL 10.5" x 7" Flaccid 4" x 4"
                      Oct. '08 BPEL 9.50" x 6" Flaccid 7" x 6"
                      Feb. '09 BPEL 9.50" x 7" Flaccid 7" x 6.5"
                      February '12 BPEL 9.5" x 6" Flaccid 7.5" x 6.25"
                      June '13 BPFLS 11"
                      January '19 BPEL 7" x 6.25" Flaccid 6" x 6.25"
                      December '19 BPEL 7.5" X 6.5" Flaccid 6.5" x 6.5"

                      "It's All Good!" Bob Dylan

                      P.E.: My magnificent obsession

                      "Can't stop! Won't stop! Why stop?!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by going411by7 View Post
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                        I swear by your "erection tea" now, Kingpole. I drink it daily--brew it in the morning, and sip it all day. I just have to be careful I don't poke myself in the eye.

                        Cool, that reminds me I forgot to buy ginger.


                        For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kingpole View Post
                          Cool, that reminds me I forgot to buy ginger.
                          Kingpole
                          Will your tea help us old farts with ED, and if it does I'll get rid of the Viagra?
                          Starting stats 7/15/05 -FL 3.750"x FG 2.125", (BPEL 5.250" x EG 3.750")

                          Current Stats: 4/16/10 (BPFL 6.500" x FG 5.625"), ( BPEL 7.825" x EG 6.375")

                          Goal for 2011 BPEL 9.000" x EG 6.500"
                          Some people see things, and say, "Why"
                          I dream of things that never were, and say "Why Not"

                          Dusty

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dustpan View Post
                            Kingpole
                            Will your tea help us old farts with ED, and if it does I'll get rid of the Viagra?
                            Have you tried ginkgo biloba, seems to work as well as viagra and is cheaper. I don't know if erection tea is as effective as ginkgo though. The thing is ginkgo can taker as much as 14 days to take effect. Im thinking erection tea though not as strong as ginkgo may act faster. You got some girth on the dick of yours. with ginkgo you can expect a little more girth, so don't be surprized if you have a sudden increase in EQ, erection size and tuminence, i think thats how you spell that word.

                            Brisk walks cure ED, but it takes about a year. 3-4 days per week, flat terrain should do it.


                            For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

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                            • #15
                              I think that your on to something. I tried some this morning and the boner I got later almost ripped a hole in my jeans. Thanks for the idea.

                              Jayhawk
                              Ol' McRemek had a Gym Eeee I Eeee I OOOooooo
                              and at this Gym they stretched their dicks Eeee I Eeee I OOOooooo

                              https://www.pegym.com/forums/pe-theo...important.html

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