Chicago Man Cuts Off Penis and Goes Nuts (no pun intended… well, maybe a little)

In my newest installment of … WTF?!?! in the news… this one comes from my neck of the woods. Good ol’ Chi-Town!

Now, Chicago has some pretty rough areas — we’re in the thousands for shooting already this year – and it’s not uncommon to have 40 to 50 people shot over a single weekend. But, even for the Windy City, this one is weird.

Last weekend, a naked man was caught on camera. He was harassing people and is even seen charging a police office. Now, that, in and of itself, isn’t really odd. What’s odd is the guy had apparently cut off his penis, before going on this rampage.

Although the extent of his self-inflicted penile-ectomy is unclear from the smudged-private parts on the video, it can be seen that he’s bleeding from his crotch as he screams profanities at people and police officers.  The crazed man charges the officer and is finally subdued after being tasered.

Just another cautionary tale of why drugs are bad! You never know when you’re going to take something, run around the streets of Chicago naked, and cut off your best friend!

 

 

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