Holiday Funny Friday – 1st Edition

christmas lights inappropriateThis month we’re having a special edition of Phallic Funny Fridays — Holiday Funny Friday! Hope these silly (and sometimes a tad bit stupid) funnies get you into the holiday mood!

Enjoy and…

Happy holidays!

We have to start off with a Christmas classic. And, you’re welcome, if this song is now stuck in your head for the rest of the day. 🙂

 

Q:  Why was Santa unhappy when he got a sweater for Christmas?

A: Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

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Q: Why is Santa so jolly?

A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!

hard-times

Q: What do snowmen use to make snowbabies?

A: Snowballs!

naughty reindeer

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