This month we’re having a special edition of Phallic Funny Fridays — Holiday Funny Friday! Hope these silly (and sometimes a tad bit stupid) funnies get you into the holiday mood!
We have to start off with a Christmas classic. And, you’re welcome, if this song is now stuck in your head for the rest of the day. 🙂
Q: Why was Santa unhappy when he got a sweater for Christmas?
A: Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
Q: What do snowmen use to make snowbabies?