Oh, thank you Apple for your latest iOS 12 addition – Measure… and the reinvention of dick pics! This new app is simple to use — point your iPhone’s camera at an object and VOILA! Measure gives you (not surprisingly) it’s measurement. You can now measure any object. A box. Your dog. A cup.
Twitter user @bobwclarke hits the nail on the head with his Tweet.
But, before you go thinking you can use Measure as you’re new means of tracking your penis enlargement progress, sorry – it’s too inconsistent and inaccurate. According to BGR, they received several different dimensions for the same object – if after the measurement for the object had already been recorded. So, although it may be a fun app to play with… and I’m sure Grindr is going to be getting a lot of Measure dick pics through its servers… you’re going to have to stick with the tried and true ruler & measuring tape measurements to accurately record your progress.
Are you still unsure of how to measure your penis properly? We have a series of How to Measure Your Penis videos! Yup – videos. Check them out here…
What Are You Using Apple’s Measure App For?
So, other than your penis… because I know there’s a ton of readers that have already unzipped their pants and given it a try… what are you using Apple’s Measure for?
Tell me in the comments section below!
Honestly, I can’t think of anything I want to measure – so wondering if it’s just a novelty app, or am I missing it’s usefulness?