What’s that in the sky? It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a Navy penis in the sky! Oh! Wait! It’s also an Air Force penis in the sky!
In the ultimate “Who’s dick is bigger?” contest – it looks like some of our noble soldiers are taking their penis comparison contest to the sky.
Check out the photos below and let us know which military penis is best!
Navy Penis in the Sky
It all started in November of 2017. Two Navy aviators of the Electronic Attack Squadron 130, also known as “The Zappers”, drew a giant penis in the air, over Washington State, using their EA-18G Growler.
The two Naval lieutenants ended up before a Field Naval Aviator Evaluation Board, after some local residents became upset by the giant dick overhead. They were disciplined and grounded, but names were not released to the general media.
Air Force Penis in the Sky
In an attempt to one-up Navy, Air Force responded with their own air penis in the sky, over Ramstein AB, in May 2018. A bragging post on Reddit claimed, “We have topped the navy on Ramstein AB. She was large and beautiful”
Now, don’t get me started on the fact that they referred to their Air Force penis in the sky as a “SHE”… but, in this photo it doesn’t look very phallic-like.
Thankfully, there was a better angle caught of the Air Force penis in the sky, that looks a lot more dick-like.
Which is the Better Dick? The Air Force Penis in the Sky or the Navy Penis in the Sky?
So, let’s leave it up to your decision, Dear Readers. Which penis in the sky do you think is better? The Navy penis or the Air Force penis? Check out the photos below and tell us in the comments below!