A man walks into doctor's office. “What seems to be the problem?” asks the doc.
“It's … um … well … I have five penises.” replies the man.
“Blimey!” says the doctor, “How do your trousers fit?”
“Like a glove.”
~ Tommy Cooper
The penis. You've got to love it. Men want bigger ones. Women envy them. When you're being a real jerk, you get called one. We build skyscrapers and design hair care bottles that look like them. We are a penis-obsessed society, and here are ten weird penis facts you probably didn't know.
Penis Fact #1 – The Largest Penis:
The blue whale has the largest penis of all animals. It typically measures between 8 and 10 feet long and 12 to 18 inches in girth. Its testes weigh, on average, between 100 and 150 pounds, and they ejaculate 35 pints of semen! Now there's a penis enlargement goal!
Penis Fact #2 – Smoking Causes Shrinkage:
Next time you light up, think about your penis! Smoking can cause your penis to shrink by 1 centimeter. The poor blood circulation, thanks to calcification of the blood vessels that occurs from smoking, is to blame. Just one more reason to kick the smoking habit.
Penis Fact #3 – Extra Large Condoms:
You see them on the drugstore shelves – magnum-sized or XXL condoms — but, how many men are really that big? According to condom manufacturers, only 6 percent of men actually need those extra large condoms they sell. (Of course, that 6% are likely PEGym members!) The rest who buy them are just wishful thinkers.
Penis Fact #4 – Bigger than You Think:
Your penis is about twice as long as you think. Approximately half of your actual penis is inside your body, in your pelvis and attached to your pubic bone. In fact, you can increase your external link by losing weight and shrinking the fat pad on your pelvis.
Penis Fact #5 – Speedy Ejaculate:
The average speed of human male ejaculate is 28 miles per hour. That's pretty fast! Of course, inside the vagina, it slows down considerably. Sperm then reaches the cervix in about 5 minutes (approximately 6 inches away).
Penis Fact #6 – Bigger than a Gorilla:
The human penis is the largest of all primate penises, both in actual average size and in proportion to their body. However, this doesn't stop men from wanting an even larger penis! From ancient drawings depicting men with large penises to modern day exercises designed for penis enlargement, size has continually been a hot topic throughout history.
Penis Fact #7 – Orgasm Duration:
The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds, as opposed to the female orgasm which lasts, on average, 23 seconds. There are products on the market, like Semenax, Volume Pills, and Performer 5, that can make those 6 seconds more explosive than ever. Learn more about Semenax, Volume Pills and Performer 5.
Penis Fact #8 – Quick Orgasms:
The “Minute Man” myth is real. 85% of men can have satisfying (orgasmic) sex within three minutes… sometimes to the dismay of their partners. There are several tools on the market today that can help you last longer in bed. These include: the innovative Performance Trainer program and Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit.
Penis Fact #9 – Lots of Ejaculate:
The average man will produce approximately 14 gallons of ejaculate during his lifetime. For those who ejaculate more frequently, this number can increase dramatically. Your body will replenish your supplies as often as you need,.
Penis Fact #10 – Number of Erections:
If you worry you're a little hornier than most men… you're probably not. Most men have around 11 erections during the day and 9 during the night. With 20 erections per day on average, it's not surprising that the average man will ejaculate 7,200 times during his lifetime. Through penis exercise, you can make those erections harder than ever before! Check out the book Penis Exercises: A Healthy Book for Enlargement, Enhancement, Hardness, Health.