Tropical Storm Hermine: Let the Penis Jokes Commence!

When local weather reporters at Jacksonville’s WJXT4 posted their photo of the storm watch area for Tropical Storm Hermine on their Facebook page, did they not even look at it?

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I know being part of the largest male enhancement community on the Internet makes me susceptible to seeing penises in places, but this one was pretty obvious! Here are a selection of my favorite replies to their unfortunate graphic on their post.  Enjoy!!

  • From Kyle Baker – Should we consult someone if it lasts for more than 4 hours?
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  • From Theresa Johnson – Unfortunately, hurricanes are like men. Sure it starts out exciting enough but in the end you’re left wet, frustrated and fumbling around in the dark for batteries. 😜
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  • From Peter Rivera – I’m no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight
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  • From Thomas Ahrens – Is that a tropical storm or are you just happy to see me.
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  • From Holly June Smith – You know, if a man drew this, the length and width of the coverage area is probably a little over estimated. I would say this storm may only bring a light drizzle and not the hard, wet, pounding one would expect from a storm that size…
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  • From Tyler Jarvis – Whatever you do, don’t catch this rain in your mouth unless you like that kinda thing…if so message me ha
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  • From Jocelyn Acosta – It’s estimated we will receive an average amount of rainfall. Which to men equates to roughly 7-9 inches while women know it will actually be about 4-5.
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  • From Kevin Lewis – I don’t know what’s so funny, guys. It looks like it’s gonna be nuts in central Florida.
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  • And, my absolute favorite from Lisa Koehler  – This is the most peaceful thread I have ever read on FB. Not a single person is trying to rip another’s throat out. I guess we bond over dick jokes. The things that brings America together!

Of course, News 4JAX has taken it all in stride…

 

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