Phallic Funnies Friday – 10th Edition

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A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.

“No!” yells the blonde.

Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.

“For the last time, no!” says the blonde.

Frustrated, the guy asks, “Well, why the hell not?”

The blonde says, “Because I wanna stay up here with you!”


A woman was in bed having sex with her husband’s friend when the telephone rang.

After hanging up, she says, ”That was my husband, but don’t worry — he won’t be home for a while. He’s playing cards with you.”

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Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench, and a man jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.

The first lady had a stroke, the second lady had a stroke, and the third lady’s arm was too short to reach.

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