Get your chuckles (and perhaps some groans) ready! It’s the third edition of Phallic Funny Friday!
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Q: Have you heard the joke about my penis?
A: I won’t bother telling you, it’s too long.
Three men are in an internet chatroom bragging about the size of their dicks.
Guy 1: “My dick is so big I have to drop my trousers to take it out”
Guy 2: “That’s nothing, my dick is so big I can turn my monitor on and off with it while I’m sitting in my chair”
Guy 3: “Well my dick is so big that if I laid it out on my keyboard it would stretch all the way from A-Z. Wait…shit!”
Q: What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?
A: Finding out it was traced.