Phallic Funnies Friday – 4th Edition

penis jokesIt’s Friday, and you know what that means!  It’s Phallic Funnies Friday!

Do you have a funny joke you’d like to share on Phallic Funnies Friday?  PM me at user name:KMWylie! Maybe I’ll include your joke on the next edition. :-D

Be sure to check out last week’s edition:Phallic Funnies Fridays.

Enjoy and happy Friday!!

The elephant asked the camel: “Why do you have your breasts on your back?”

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: “What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face.”


A man is having problems with his penis. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, “Sorry, but you’ve overdone it the last 40 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis.”

The man walks home deeply depressed. His wife is waiting for him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, “Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn’t waste those! We should make a list!”

He replies, “Yes, I made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn’t on it.”


Q: Why was the blonde’s bellybutton bruised?
A: Her husband was a blonde, too.

(Editor’s Note: I can tell that joke, because I’m blonde. 😉 )


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