Phallic Funnies Friday – 9th Edition

inappropriate jokeIt’s Friday, and that means more mindless (and often tasteless) humor here at PEGym!

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Enjoy and happy Friday!!

sex cartoon 4 WQ

Why did I get divorced?

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.

As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!”

I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”

“Okay,” I said.

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.

sex joke

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian….”

The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?”

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Q: What’s the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

 

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