Phallic Funny Fridays

penis joke bookHappy Friday! Here’s our second edition of Phallic Funny Fridays!

Do you have a funny joke you’d like to share on Phallic Funnies Friday?  PM me at user name:KMWylie! Maybe I’ll include your joke on the next edition. :-D

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Q. What does a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get!

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At an Army training camp in Florida, the seargent gave a talk to his men, “The main quality we look for in this Army is commitment and this is what I call commitment.”

An alligator came into the room and bit down on the seargent’s penis. It stayed there for about 10 seconds ,then the seargent poked it in the eyes and kicked it off.

“Now who’s ready to show their commitment?” said the seargent.

A man put his hand up and said, “I will, but promise you won’t poke me in the eyes.”

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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty-four”.

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, “Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!”.

Again, there’s a bright flash … and then his legs fell off!


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