Rapper Andre Johnson: Life Without His Penis

andre johnson penisThere are few things you don’t expect a person to do…. cutting off their own penis is definitely one of them!

In April, the rapper Andre Johnson, associated with Wu-Tang Clan, who also goes by the name Christ Bearer, cut his own penis off with a steak knife. He then jumped out of a second story window of a North Hollywood building.

Although Johnson, and his… severed Johnson… were rushed to the hospital, doctors were not able to successfully reattach his penis.

Now, three months later, Johnson is coming out about that crazy night. Initially, concerns were voiced about the event being a suicide attempt. Not surprising, considering the dive out the second-story window. Drug abuse was another initial thought.

Johnson does admit to using drugs, but apparently he’s not blaming the whacking off of his willy and Superman leap on that.  Johnson states, “Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god… Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.”

And, what about the plunge out the window?

Johnson responds, “I didn’t want to kill myself. That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts… I’m alive, penis or no penis.”

Luckily, Johnson did leave a bit of his penis, when he went on his penis-cutting, demon-chasing spree. Although the doctors weren’t able to reattach the severed part, the little stub left does get hard. And, he reminds everyone it is “the motion of the ocean” that’s really important.

Keep up the positive attitude Johnson!

 

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