Sexually Suggestive Food Names: What Were They Thinking?!?

Sexually Suggestive Food Names What Were They ThinkingThe world is full of products that were unfortunately named. Products where you want to say, “What were they thinking?!?” The Chevy Nova is a classic example… with “no va” meaning “no go” in Spanish. Not a very good name for a vehicle!

Check out some of the worst named (or perhaps best named) food products. Sometimes it’s a translation error. Sometimes clearly the manufacturer had no idea how their product name sounded. Sometimes I think it’s purposeful.

Happy Humpday!

nut kiss - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

Call me silly, but I really don’t want a candy bar that’s been kissed by someone’s nuts.

 

heinz spotted dick - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

I know this is a popular food in the UK… but, for the life of me I have no idea what it is. But, here in the States, you usually don’t want to put a dick with spots anywhere near your mouth.

 

arse 2004 wine - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

Wine that tastes like arse… at least this vintner is using truth in advertising.

 

juusto snacks megapuss - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

Hmmm… I don’t even know what to say about Megapussi snacks.

 

cock banana in syrup - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

If you name your company, “Cock on the Mountain”… you shouldn’t be surprised when people narrow their eyes at your “Banana in Syrup” product.

 

batata prick - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

If you have a hankering for prick, Nona has you covered!

 

bj buffet all you can eat - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

So, do I pay $6.99 or do they pay me $6.99?

 

soup for sluts - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

I guess I know what I’m having for lunch!

 

homo sausage - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

Hard and long – enough said.

 

finger marie - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

These cookies are likely right next to their competitor’s cookies – “Fuck Susan”

 

crunky ball nude - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

Because when you’re going balls nude, you’re probably crunk.

 

hama cemen dip - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

Spicy hot – just like I like it!

 

cock flavored soup mix - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

I’m envisioning a production facility with a bunch of naked men dangling their penises in the mix, to give it that special flavor.

 

jussipussi - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

What kind of rolls are we having with dinner tonight, Mom?

 

nipples of venus - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

These are Nipples of Venus (Capezzoli di Venere). Yes, they purposely look like boobs (hence the name). And, yes, they are DELICIOUS!!

 

super dickmann's - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

For those size queens out there – Super size. Of course, for those of us who aren’t size queens, they also have Mini.

 

masterfoods creamy white finishing sauce - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

I cannot imagine serving this for dinner.

 

breast munchies - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

This is EXACTLY what MrKimberly looks like when he gets the Breast Munchies!

 

cream collon - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

No words…just no words.

 

pee cola - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

Pee cola… bottled by Pee Cola Ltd. LMAO!

 

cockburn's - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

If your cock burns, you may need something stronger than port!

 

extra dick salzburger - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

Because who doesn’t want their salzburger with extra dick?

 

vegetarian swallow balls

Next time your partner says they don’t want to perform oral sex, because they’re a vegetarian and don’t want meat in their mouth…

 

cock sweet tamarind - Sexually Suggestive Food Names

Just cock. I’m thinking they may have a bit of Peyronie’s Disease though.

 

child shredded meat

Lastly – OK, this one isn’t sexually suggestive… but – WTF?!?!

 

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