Sexually Suggestive Food Names: What Were They Thinking?!?

The world is full of products that were unfortunately named. Products where you want to say, “What were they thinking?!?” The Chevy Nova is a classic example… with “no va” meaning “no go” in Spanish. Not a very good name for a vehicle!

Check out some of the worst named (or perhaps best named) food products. Sometimes it’s a translation error. Sometimes clearly the manufacturer had no idea how their product name sounded. Sometimes I think it’s purposeful.

Happy Humpday!

Call me silly, but I really don’t want a candy bar that’s been kissed by someone’s nuts.

 

I know this is a popular food in the UK… but, for the life of me I have no idea what it is. But, here in the States, you usually don’t want to put a dick with spots anywhere near your mouth.

 

Wine that tastes like arse… at least this vintner is using truth in advertising.

 

Hmmm… I don’t even know what to say about Megapussi snacks.

 

If you name your company, “Cock on the Mountain”… you shouldn’t be surprised when people narrow their eyes at your “Banana in Syrup” product.

 

If you have a hankering for prick, Nona has you covered!

 

So, do I pay $6.99 or do they pay me $6.99?

 

I guess I know what I’m having for lunch!

 

Hard and long – enough said.

 

These cookies are likely right next to their competitor’s cookies – “Fuck Susan”

 

Because when you’re going balls nude, you’re probably crunk.

 

Spicy hot – just like I like it!

 

I’m envisioning a production facility with a bunch of naked men dangling their penises in the mix, to give it that special flavor.

 

What kind of rolls are we having with dinner tonight, Mom?

 

These are Nipples of Venus (Capezzoli di Venere). Yes, they purposely look like boobs (hence the name). And, yes, they are DELICIOUS!!

 

For those size queens out there – Super size. Of course, for those of us who aren’t size queens, they also have Mini.

 

I cannot imagine serving this for dinner.

 

This is EXACTLY what MrKimberly looks like when he gets the Breast Munchies!

 

No words…just no words.

 

Pee cola… bottled by Pee Cola Ltd. LMAO!

 

If your cock burns, you may need something stronger than port!

 

Because who doesn’t want their salzburger with extra dick?

 

Next time your partner says they don’t want to perform oral sex, because they’re a vegetarian and don’t want meat in their mouth…

 

Just cock. I’m thinking they may have a bit of Peyronie’s Disease though.

 

Lastly – OK, this one isn’t sexually suggestive… but – WTF?!?!

 

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