Perhaps some of you remember the news article I wrote about last year —
Wu-Tang Clan rapper, Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer), had done the unthinkable — cut off his own penis with a steak knife then jumped out a second-story window. Even for North Hollywood, that’s a pretty crazy move!
Well, Johnson (and, yes, I’m loving the irony of his name) finally gave an interview with VladTV, talking about why he’d do such a crazy thing.
“PCP and meth and molly and alcohol, and no sleep. That was the main thing: no sleep.”
Johnson tells the interviewer.
Yup, that danged sleep deprivation will get you every time. Miss a few Zzzs and start hacking off body parts. Additionally, apparently Johnson had been feeling depressed. Three of his Baby Mamas (who he lovingly referred to as “groupie-ass bitches”) had filed restraining orders on him and blocked his phone number.
The best part of the interview is how Johnson just simply owns what he did. It’s a lot messed up and a little impressive. In a world where society blames McDonald’s for making coffee too hot, and where everyone’s looking for a scapegoat, so we don’t have to take responsibility for our own actions… here’s Johnson.
“I’m the only man ever did what the fuck I did, and I’m proud of it. Why? In the annals of history, I don’t think you got anybody who ever did it, That was a flooper, we all done woke up from a flooper. Maybe not a flooper as big as me.”
And, when he woke up from that flooper (which, BTW I’m still confused on the definition, but can get the primary gist thanks to context), he was sans penis. Johnson says the rumor he had reattachment surgery is just that – rumor. He’s still without a good chunk of his manhood.
Check out the full interview below: