Haha, yeah that explanation probably wouldn't work anymore! I guess since I'm here I've got a question about jelqing. Does it really matter which way your hand is facing when you jelq? For instance I feel more comfortable jelqing the same grip that I use when I masturbate. The instructions on the videos and JP90 have the back of your hand facing up, I tried it that way and it's just awkward to me. Does it really matter which grip you have as long as you are pushing blood up to the glans?