What is the best routine? *Please Answer*

[justwannabebig]

This is what I thought, I should have known to stay away just from the title...

great minds think alike mate heh

[VIPER]

Hi everyone, I'm looking to gain around 4-5 inches in penis length and I just wanted to know which is the best routine to use. I'm sure you guys tried them all so I just needed some advice: I'm looking for INSTANT RESULTS so I need a routine that works faster, is SAFER, and more efficient. I'm completely new to PE so you have to explain everything in laymens terms please - please explain everything the best you can, what routine, how to do it, and how long.

Thanks A lot!

A gain of 4-5 inches in length and INSTANT RESULTS ! .... Sorry cant help you there im afraid, dont think anyone here or anywhere could. Either this is a dillusional expectation or a total piss take.
If you are serious however there maybe a little glimmer of hope, BIB increased his length by 4.5" and you maybe able to do the same. Mind it will help if you have a job at home where you will be able to use a hanger for upto 8 hours a day whilst half naked, be genetically gifted like BIB and spends years wearing this hanger everyday which means instant results is a no. BIB can make one of these hangers for you if you order one on his site. Anyway i wish you all the best in your quest and hope that you can avoid a serious injury in the process. x

[redbear52]

Hi everyone, I'm looking to gain around 4-5 inches in penis length and I just wanted to know which is the best routine to use. I'm sure you guys tried them all so I just needed some advice: I'm looking for INSTANT RESULTS so I need a routine that works faster, is SAFER, and more efficient. I'm completely new to PE so you have to explain everything in laymens terms please - please explain everything the best you can, what routine, how to do it, and how long.

Thanks A lot!

I would rely upon prayer, or await puberty, depending on your age.

[justwannabebig]

I have just readed all the post that pink has been posting, i think we should ban him, and heres why...
all he do is ask the same questions again and again, he dossent read a damn thing, and when people are kind enough to serve it all for him, he dont even bother to read it.

think about it, hes been here since october, and hes asking how he can gain 4-5inch instant ..

its a troll pushing us all, probaly laughing while hes doing it..

if he really wanted a bigger penis, he would read! .

[wind chill]

I have just readed all the post that pink has been posting, i think we should ban him, and heres why...

i agree!

[NP97]

You COULD try those adds on porn sites. Grow you cock 4 indches in 4 weeks. You know that shit works.
Not to be sardonic or anything.

[PinkFloyd247]

Hey Guys, I think you all misunderstood me, in no way was I making fun of anyone, I just needed some advice. I hardly have any time now a days, I know some people recommended me some routines but I didn't know which one was best. I'm not saying I want to gain 3-4 inches in the next 30 minutes, I just wasn't sure which routine was right cause I've read so many post of people saying like, "I tried this routine and it doesnt work," etc., etc. So I just want to be safe, I wasn't trying to waist anyones time I just needed some advice.

So I'll read up on the beginner routines you guys recommended and I'll keep you guys up to date with the progress or if I'm having any trouble.
Thanks a lot guys!

P.S. Also is there a way to gain girth for beginners?

[redbear52]

Look, there have been like two guys in the history of the world who claim to have gained more than 4 inches in length without having some type of surgery done. One hung weights from his dick for like 8-10 hours a day for years. The other has obsessive-compulsive disorder and agoraphobia and tended not to leave the house for days on end. He also spent several hours a day pulling on his dick, and several more hours jelqing, again for years.

There are plenty of people who believe that both guys are faking their results by the way.

Then you come along and say you want to know how to gain that much and more, but hardly have any time. What kind of response do you expect?

If you want serious advice, here it is. Do the beginner's routine. If you stick with it and are lucky, you might well gain something. Be happy with whatever you get.

[aidan784]

Great post redbear, probably still more polite then I could have managed. Repped.

[going411by7]

Redbear is right on target here, for sure. No easier, softer way! Never was. Never will be.