My friend was talking about his huge penis and how he once had to take a girl to the emergency room because it was so big. It tore her, or something. I dunno.
That made me feel like such crap. My penis is about 6.5 inches... which is average. But I wish I was big enough that caution would be necessary, lest I send a girl to the hospital for mal-use of major hardware.
That made me feel like such crap. My penis is about 6.5 inches... which is average. But I wish I was big enough that caution would be necessary, lest I send a girl to the hospital for mal-use of major hardware.
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