How do you do V jelqs?

[wikingdick]

Thx for the pix rbi.

[dafuq18]

Thanks Al. Why is a written concept so hard to understand?

a written concept? i'm sure 99% of non native english speaker had to research most of those words to make even sense out of it loss of tug or tugback? why not use english words instead of newly created ones?not even a link is there to show what the word tugback even means or kegel,and how does straight out has a different meaning then straight down? and wtf does "stretch to the left holding the stretch against the theigh"mean?and what does "do 10 stretches in a BIG circle to the left" mean? does it mean 1.you should stretch your penis 10 times each stretch 2 cm from the last stretch so when you are at the 10th you finished your circle?or 2. do 10 circles while stretching. ."swing your penis around in a circle, about 5 revs per second for a quick count of 20." does it mean you must do it for 20 seconds and 5 revs each second or do 20 revs?what does revs mean it could mean thousand things those it mean Revolutions per second?"by useing the V between your middle and next finger"i don't know what next finger means where you are from but "next" means the finger next to the middle finger and this are 2 so wich one?lol i think we should either guess or take the one we want.."slide up the shaft with your fingers curled toward your belly "why say shaft it could mean alot when i look at the translator and how do you get your fingers towards the belly while holding the penis?rofl and what is the underside of the shaft´?"". The fingers should be rideing on the sides of your shaft" how do i make my fingers rideing or should i make the riding?none of the definitions i found about shaft include anything related to the penis

[Big Al]

a written concept? i'm sure 99% of non native english speaker had to research most of those words to make even sense out of it loss of tug or tugback?...

To follow up my earlier post on this thread, this is a very good answer

[JonPop]

a written concept? i'm sure 99% of non native english speaker had to research most of those words to make even sense out of it loss of tug or tugback? why not use english words instead of newly created ones?not even a link is there to show what the word tugback even means or kegel,and how does straight out has a different meaning then straight down? and wtf does "stretch to the left holding the stretch against the theigh"mean?and what does "do 10 stretches in a BIG circle to the left" mean? does it mean 1.you should stretch your penis 10 times each stretch 2 cm from the last stretch so when you are at the 10th you finished your circle?or 2. do 10 circles while stretching. ."swing your penis around in a circle, about 5 revs per second for a quick count of 20." does it mean you must do it for 20 seconds and 5 revs each second or do 20 revs?what does revs mean it could mean thousand things those it mean Revolutions per second?"by useing the V between your middle and next finger"i don't know what next finger means where you are from but "next" means the finger next to the middle finger and this are 2 so wich one?lol i think we should either guess or take the one we want.."slide up the shaft with your fingers curled toward your belly "why say shaft it could mean alot when i look at the translator and how do you get your fingers towards the belly while holding the penis?rofl and what is the underside of the shaft´?"". The fingers should be rideing on the sides of your shaft" how do i make my fingers rideing or should i make the riding?none of the definitions i found about shaft include anything related to the penis

O.K. dafuq. Was that fun picking apart my V Jelq exercise?
Lets just screw everyone up.
When I wrote that back in 2004, I didn't even consider that some idiot would someday do such a disservice to an easy to do PE exercise.

[iDemandU2Grow]

O.K. dafuq. Was that fun picking apart my V Jelq exercise?
Lets just screw everyone up.
When I wrote that back in 2004, I didn't even consider that some idiot would someday do such a disservice to an easy to do PE exercise.

wassup Jon, the man, the myth, the legend.

is this similar to a v-jelq and can i get similar benefits from this exercise. im not sure if this is a v-jelq or if v-jelq was short for vertical-jelq.

Vertical Jelq penis girth exercise | Penis Enlargement & Male Enhancement

[MrB8]

wassup Jon, the man, the myth, the legend.

is this similar to a v-jelq and can i get similar benefits from this exercise. im not sure if this is a v-jelq or if v-jelq was short for vertical-jelq.

Vertical Jelq penis girth exercise | Penis Enlargement & Male Enhancement

It got its name from the shape of the grip, you form a V shape with your fingers, as demonstrated in the video linked below.

The V-Jelq