Flaccid gains??

**trex** · 09-11-2009

For how long?

And how would i incorporate that into a stealth PE routine (in the shower)?

**rbi99** · 09-11-2009

As long as I can get it stretched under myself with no one watching me do it, I can then sit on it even if my wife walks in and sits down. I was just recently called back to work, but while off I spent a lot of time in front of my pc. I would sit on it several times a day for a half hour or so, sometimes as long as an hour. Pull it straight down and behind your ass, line it up with the crack of your butt, and while still pulling it tight, sit down. I center it as best I can between my balls.

**growing4her** · 09-11-2009

You saying you stuck your penis basiclly up your own butt? If so i'd say its time for plan B

**JonPop** · 09-11-2009

Hey, I could stick mine up my butt. It's long enough when I pull it back there. So?

Hmmm, maybe I'll try it. Use my ass hole for an all day stretcher.
Wonder if I could pull a vacuum?
*Hee*

**growing4her** · 09-11-2009

I read about stretching toward there on MOS . I'm sticking with plan B , and your LOT is 6 oclock so you must be after the thrills mostly and house cleaning?

**JonPop** · 09-11-2009

Oh gawd. You didn't think I was serious did ya? If you did, I'll sell you a share in that bridge Pegasus want's to sell.

**rbi99** · 09-12-2009

JonPop, have you ever gotten a better response from any of your posts equal to that last one??!! I can only hope Growing is just one joke step ahead of us and really wasn't serious!!!

But what is serious is that Lazy Ass Stretches are wonderfully easy to do but more importantly extremely effective at gaining flaccid length. Since my girth increased in equal measure, I would have to say girth is improved also. If only it translated into erect length gains, it might be better than a wonder drug!!