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    Is there any way to speed-up gains?
    Last edited by buildingitup; 02-04-2011, 08:21 AM.

  • #2
    Not that I'm aware of, at least not safely. It's better to take your time and slowly increase the intensity of the exercises. It's not worth the prospect of penile injury.
    Going411by7 (I was a grower; now I'm a shower).

    Oct. '03: BPEL 7.75" x 5" Flaccid 4" x 4"
    Feb. '04: BPEL 10.5" x 7" Flaccid 4" x 4"
    Oct. '08 BPEL 9.50" x 6" Flaccid 7" x 6"
    Feb. '09 BPEL 9.50" x 7" Flaccid 7" x 6.5"
    February '12 BPEL 9.5" x 6" Flaccid 7.5" x 6.25"
    June '13 BPFLS 11"
    January '19 BPEL 7" x 6.25" Flaccid 6" x 6.25"
    December '19 BPEL 7.5" X 6.5" Flaccid 6.5" x 6.5"

    "It's All Good!" Bob Dylan

    P.E.: My magnificent obsession

    "Can't stop! Won't stop! Why stop?!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by buildingitup View Post
      Is there any way to speed-up gains?
      Why, yes. For instant girth gains, take a board, preferably something as wide as a 2X6.
      Lay your stretched out, flaccid penis on the board and hit it with a rock. Recommended weight, about 2 pounds.

      I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by JonPop View Post
        Recommended weight, about 2 pounds.
        He actually wants to SPEED UP gains, not take the average route. Recommended weight: 17 pounds.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by JonPop View Post
          Why, yes. For instant girth gains, take a board, preferably something as wide as a 2X6.
          Lay your stretched out, flaccid penis on the board and hit it with a rock. Recommended weight, about 2 pounds.


          Going411by7 (I was a grower; now I'm a shower).

          Oct. '03: BPEL 7.75" x 5" Flaccid 4" x 4"
          Feb. '04: BPEL 10.5" x 7" Flaccid 4" x 4"
          Oct. '08 BPEL 9.50" x 6" Flaccid 7" x 6"
          Feb. '09 BPEL 9.50" x 7" Flaccid 7" x 6.5"
          February '12 BPEL 9.5" x 6" Flaccid 7.5" x 6.25"
          June '13 BPFLS 11"
          January '19 BPEL 7" x 6.25" Flaccid 6" x 6.25"
          December '19 BPEL 7.5" X 6.5" Flaccid 6.5" x 6.5"

          "It's All Good!" Bob Dylan

          P.E.: My magnificent obsession

          "Can't stop! Won't stop! Why stop?!

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          • #6
            No way to speed up, just don't hinder. Don't miss a day, but don't overwork it so you HAVE to miss at least a day. Make sure to rest, because the muscle does need time to build back up.
            Starting Size (09/2009): ~7"BPEL x ~5" MSEG
            Most Recent Measurement (08/13/2012): 8"BPEL x 5.5"MSEG
            Final Goal: When I'm told to stop.
            http://www.towelaroundtheworld.com/#/us

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            • #7
              For instant length gains
              Take a cinder block tie a long piece of rope to it tie other end
              of rope around your unit.Proceed to nearest window.Throw said
              cinder block out window.This will not work if live on first floor.
              Imagination expands the mind

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              • #8
                I am worried someone with the smarts of my ex will read this and do as instructed. Hit his dick with a large rock etc.

                I suggest you join up with big AL, for 1 on 1 instruction.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pegasus View Post
                  I am worried someone with the smarts of my ex will read this and do as instructed. Hit his dick with a large rock etc.

                  I suggest you join up with big AL, for 1 on 1 instruction.
                  oh I WILL!!people are crazy here!!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by W.M.P. View Post
                    He actually wants to SPEED UP gains, not take the average route. Recommended weight: 17 pounds.

                    How long does it take to cement these gains?
                    How many reps?
                    How often do you recommend this routine? 2 on 2 off?
                    Do you do this while seated or standing?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Hairtrigger View Post
                      How long does it take to cement these gains?
                      It depends what brand of cement you purchase and how you mix it.

                      How many reps?
                      It also depends. What kind of rep are we talking about? Sales rep? Customer Service rep? Public Relations rep? Legal rep? Human Resources rep?

                      How often do you recommend this routine? 2 on 2 off?
                      Absolutely. Every other 2 people is more than enough.


                      Do you do this while seated or standing?
                      It depends where you're at. Standing in line at the bank? Stuck in traffic? Testifying in Court? Taking a long dump behind the Library? On a flight to India? Having an MRI? On the bus to Folsom State?

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                      • #12
                        Now that IS a coincidence. Just last year when I was having an MRI, I wowed everyone with my "V" JelqTechnique.

                        I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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                        • #13
                          Another proven method is sticking your dick in the hose of a quality vacuum cleaner. Power on for 6-8 hours.
                          Everyone dies...
                          But not everyone lives

                          HAPPY HOLIDAYS PE GYM!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by PESG View Post
                            Another proven method is sticking your dick in the hose of a quality vacuum cleaner. Power on for 6-8 hours.
                            I heard that method really sucks!Ha Ha Ha
                            Imagination expands the mind

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                            • #15
                              The post suck pump you get is out of this world!
                              Everyone dies...
                              But not everyone lives

                              HAPPY HOLIDAYS PE GYM!

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