Proffesor Jonpop

[Waylander]

Hey JP, do we get a certificate, and attend a graduation ceremony once we make our 90 days. I've got 9 more days! lol
Let me know, I've got a great idea for a penis shaped cap!!!!

[JonPop]

Well, congratulations. Actually we give you a leather metal. (Just a little pun on medal)

[Waylander]

Well, congratulations. Actually we give you a leather metal. (Just a little pun on medal)

Better than the slap in the back of the head, and the" I hope I never see you again" my other teachers gave me.

[Waylander]

There's no graduation ceremony for the "JP 90 routine". That's just the intro, the teaser preceding the real challenge. Good luck and let us you when you reach your first inch.

Damn!!! I'm still going to pretend its graduation night, and get laid!

[JonPop]

Waylander, you finish the full 90 days and me and ol happy stud will drink a Budweiser in your honor.

[jayhawk11]

Waylander, you finish the full 90 days and me and ol happy stud will drink a Budweiser in your honor.

A Budwieser!!?? You should have a shot and a cigar.

[LookAlive]

If you had a bud for every person your 90 day routine helped you wouldn't have a liver left, JP!

[JonPop]

Um...Who says I do? *Hee*

[LookAlive]

I'll donate my liver to you.............for your penis.

[JonPop]

Actually, I haven't even had so much as a beer in over 7 years. I stopped drinking when one of my Vietnam vet buddies developed alcohol dementia. We were drinking pretty heavily together.
Besides, I found that as I got older, my body didn't metabolize alcohol well anymore.
Green tea is my drink of choice now.
And, no, you can't have my penis, but (whispers) I'll tell you a secret about how you can build your own. *Hee*