Any tested ideas?

[buildingitup Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close buildingitup]

Is there any way to speed-up gains?

[Going411x7 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Going411x7]

Not that I'm aware of, at least not safely. It's better to take your time and slowly increase the intensity of the exercises. It's not worth the prospect of penile injury.

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

Is there any way to speed-up gains?

Why, yes. For instant girth gains, take a board, preferably something as wide as a 2X6.
Lay your stretched out, flaccid penis on the board and hit it with a rock. Recommended weight, about 2 pounds.

[W.M.P. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close W.M.P.]

Recommended weight, about 2 pounds.

He actually wants to SPEED UP gains, not take the average route. Recommended weight: 17 pounds.

[Going411x7 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Going411x7]

Why, yes. For instant girth gains, take a board, preferably something as wide as a 2X6.
Lay your stretched out, flaccid penis on the board and hit it with a rock. Recommended weight, about 2 pounds.

[NP97 Retired ModeratorPEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close NP97]

No way to speed up, just don't hinder. Don't miss a day, but don't overwork it so you HAVE to miss at least a day. Make sure to rest, because the muscle does need time to build back up.

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

For instant length gains
Take a cinder block tie a long piece of rope to it tie other end
of rope around your unit.Proceed to nearest window.Throw said
cinder block out window.This will not work if live on first floor.

[Pegasus AdministratorPE Gym EditorPEGym Hero ☺ Admin of the Month Mar 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close Pegasus]

I am worried someone with the smarts of my ex will read this and do as instructed. Hit his dick with a large rock etc.

I suggest you join up with big AL, for 1 on 1 instruction.

[buildingitup Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close buildingitup]

I am worried someone with the smarts of my ex will read this and do as instructed. Hit his dick with a large rock etc.

I suggest you join up with big AL, for 1 on 1 instruction.

oh I WILL!!people are crazy here!!!

[Hairtrigger Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hairtrigger]

He actually wants to SPEED UP gains, not take the average route. Recommended weight: 17 pounds.

How long does it take to cement these gains?
How many reps?
How often do you recommend this routine? 2 on 2 off?
Do you do this while seated or standing?

[W.M.P. Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close W.M.P.]

How long does it take to cement these gains?
It depends what brand of cement you purchase and how you mix it.

How many reps?
It also depends. What kind of rep are we talking about? Sales rep? Customer Service rep? Public Relations rep? Legal rep? Human Resources rep?

How often do you recommend this routine? 2 on 2 off?
Absolutely. Every other 2 people is more than enough.


Do you do this while seated or standing?

It depends where you're at. Standing in line at the bank? Stuck in traffic? Testifying in Court? Taking a long dump behind the Library? On a flight to India? Having an MRI? On the bus to Folsom State?

[JonPop Retired Sr. Administrator PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close JonPop]

Now that IS a coincidence. Just last year when I was having an MRI, I wowed everyone with my "V" JelqTechnique.

[PESG Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PESG]

Another proven method is sticking your dick in the hose of a quality vacuum cleaner. Power on for 6-8 hours.

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

Another proven method is sticking your dick in the hose of a quality vacuum cleaner. Power on for 6-8 hours.

I heard that method really sucks!Ha Ha Ha

[PESG Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close PESG]

The post suck pump you get is out of this world!