A little help on a little situation :P

[White_Hawk]

Ok, so here's the deal. I'm going to get a full body massage at my esthetician's (Yes I usually go there to get some facial hair removed... you know, hair that grow too far up on your cheeks) This tuesday, and I think she might see me naked or something, so I gotta make the flaccid look as big as I can lol. usually at flacid im like a 4inch erect im 6inches to be exact...

So this might be stupid to ask, but what should I do just before going... Should I jack off so that my flaccid looks longer? Or should I just do my normal jelquing routine before I go (Which consists of JP's routine, by the way) I just finished week 3 in JP's routine...

Any suggestions? thx

[Gravik]

Who cares? if she's a real woman, she won't be judging by your dick size.

[White_Hawk]

Well I do care obviously lol :P By the way, I know thats a REAL noob question, but what does EG & BPEL mean? I'm thinking EG is erect girth... BPEL though, I'm not sure...

[Gravik]

BPEL = Bone Pressed Erect Length

[White_Hawk]

Ok thanks, but what does bone pressed mean? Like that you are pressing the ruler against your pubic bone?

[kingpole]

Ok thanks, but what does bone pressed mean? Like that you are pressing the ruler against your pubic bone?

Uh huh.
If you want to get the most out of your flaccid length before the massage, drink a glass of red wine and stay away from caffeine. 4" is slightly above normal.

[White_Hawk]

Thanks... what about NBPEL? What does the N mean?

[kingpole]

Thanks... what about NBPEL? What does the N mean?

Non bonepressed erect length.