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  • I'm Entitled To $10,500,000!!

    I just got this email saying so! Man oh man, in just a couple weeks I'mma be so stinkin' rich!



    CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
    TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS-NIGERIA

    (OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR)
    INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
    CORPORATE HEAD QUARTERS
    TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS-NIGERIA.
    TEL: 234-806-027-2032
    DATE: 10th March, 2008

    Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/05

    ATTN: MY DEAREST FRIEND,

    IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

    I am here in acknowledgment and reconfirmation of your personal details
    and your email in swift response in regards to your contract payments
    of Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars (10.5M)
    forwarded to my humble office from the federal government of Nigeria
    revenue office for immediate payment. I am prof.Charles C.Soludo. The
    executive governor central Bank Of Nigeria(CBN).

    Firstly, I plead on behalf of my country and the Central Bank of
    Nigeria for not contacting you all this while as regards your contract
    payment, which I know by now, must have cost you some inconvineincy, I am
    promising You on behalf of the central bank of Nigeria that this will not
    repeat itself any more.

    However, from the records of outstanding contractors and inheritance
    funds due for payment with the federal government of Nigeria, your name
    and company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding
    contractors who have not received their payments.

    I can not vividly explain how this payment was generated or accrued to
    you, but I was informed before I resumed my humble office in the month
    of may 2004 that a contract with the federal government was executed in
    your favour by a foreign contractor, who at the point of execution did
    not receive his payments. Coupled with the fact that the computer
    departments of the central bank was burnt down months ago before the
    inception of my humble office.

    I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be
    released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Be advised that
    because of too many contractors due for payment, you will be entitled to
    receive the sum of US$10, 500,000, (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand
    United States Dollars Only), be assured that this transaction is 100%
    hitch free and my promise is that you will receive your balance later.

    Kindly re-confirm the following information as stated below:

    1) Your full name and address
    2) Phone, Fax and Mobile #.
    3) Company name, position and address.
    4) Profession, age and marital Status.
    5. A scanned copy of your International Passport or Drivers License


    Upon the reconfirmation of the above information, your payment will be
    released to you in a certified bank draft or wired to your nominated
    bank account directly from Central Bank of Nigeria.

    Best Regards,

    Prof. Charles C. Soludo.
    Executive governor, Central bank of Nigeria (CBN).

  • #2
    Damn. You lucky basterd. When you get all this money$$$, could you loan me a couple hundred thousand, my good buddy, old pal?

    P.S. I forgot to add this yesterday;
    You better give them your SS number, your PIN number and the routing number for your bank account, so they don't have any problems getting your check to ya'll. Hee.
    JonPop
    Retired Sr. Administrator
    PEGym Hero
    Last edited by JonPop; 03-12-2008, 11:19 AM.

    I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by JonPop View Post
      P.S. I forgot to add this yesterday;
      You better give them your SS number, your PIN number and the routing number for your bank account, so they don't have any problems getting your check to ya'll. Hee.
      Don't forget to send them a copy of your birth certificate too . . . you know, just in case there's any problems at the bank.
      "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

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      • #4
        I would recommend sending at least a few thousand up front to them to make sure the transaction is properly transferred and all mailing is paid for.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by BEHEMOTH View Post
          I would recommend sending at least a few thousand up front to them to make sure the transaction is properly transferred and all mailing is paid for.
          That is a great idea. This will show them your sincerity. Oh and hire a security guard to go with you when you pick up your money.

          I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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          • #6
            Why don't super wonderful things like this happen to me?

            I guess I'll just have to settle stuffing envelopes for $8,000 a week!
            May 2006: 5.75" X 4.5" - Now: 7.44" X 4.875"


            Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal: my strength lies solely in my tenacity.

            Louis Pasteur

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Iguana View Post
              Why don't super wonderful things like this happen to me?

              I guess I'll just have to settle stuffing envelopes for $8,000 a week!
              WTF? Hook a brotha up!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Iguana View Post
                Why don't super wonderful things like this happen to me?

                I guess I'll just have to settle stuffing envelopes for $8,000 a week!
                Is that all? Heck, I'm going to make 10 times that much when my Pyramid club finally
                gets me to the top.

                I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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                • #9
                  You guys are all fools, Im sticking to the proven method of gambling. I got this all on lock, all the other guys are going in there trying to win money. My point of attack is go in there with a few grand a week and try to loose it all! Oh yea my train is commin in.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BEHEMOTH View Post
                    You guys are all fools, Im sticking to the proven method of gambling. I got this all on lock, all the other guys are going in there trying to win money. My point of attack is go in there with a few grand a week and try to loose it all! Oh yea my train is commin in.
                    The funny thing is, this isn't as crazy as it sounds. You'll leave a happier person when you do in fact win money, and you'll never expect a thing
                    "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

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                    • #11
                      im on un employement and need fare back to my home planet. So i can be with my venetian wife who has four breast. I do push your rep button now and then.
                      If you send me 2.34 million dollars i will shine your shoes using my cats ass.


                      For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

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                      • #12
                        Hey still, send ME 2.34 million and I'll shine your shoes using Kingpoles ass.

                        I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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                        • #13
                          Send me 2.34 million and Ill shine your ass.

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