I wanted to save this in honor of Cusp's 20,000 posts. Never has an Internet sob story so touched my heart. Congratulations Cusp! You're truly something special and I'm a better man for having met you.

Originally Posted by CUSP82

I was an orphan, abandoned at a web site similar to this somewhere out in cyber world. Happily those that left me an orphan left a small faint trail, hoping I would not follow it, to here. Well I did and they haven't stopped kicking themselves for it. One day I will tell you the story of how they ALL left me; alone, sad, with a tear in my eye but that story s for a different time.

So I wandered here and began to talk. I didn't know they called it posting. One guy told me I posted ( talked) way too much. I had to agree so I set my sights on 20,000 posts. Man if I ever talk that much I should just go off into the sunset and find another place to be me. As I got closer I started investigating other sites and none of them would let me be me. I think one of them wanted me to be taller; I don't know if that's possible but we do have a thread on that here. I think he wanted to stretch his body on a rack or something. I wonder what happened to that guy?

So the rumor had it hat after 20,000 I'm gone. Well maybe I'll stretch that a bit. Afterall it seems cyber space has no room for me other than here. Hey I don't mind; at least I seem to have a place to go.

If I made you laugh, gave you some info that you might need, taught you how to eat a Filipino without the mess; if I have brought any joy even to one than all my rantings have purpose. Besides having no where else to go I really come here to help. Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't but I do try. It's you the members that keep me coming so it's really all your fault but I do thank you.

Then there is the crew; the mods and admins that make it like a family around here, a weird family but family nevertheless. They make it fun for me but they also have a great determination to make this place fun for you members. To them I owe thanks and one day, maybe after 25,000, just maybe I'll eave this place to you and see how you'll do as I watch from afar; just don't count on it happening anytime soon.

To JonPop;l a special man, a man who started this whole thing, and yes the guy who left me orphaned ( he loves when I bring that up), you got a special place in my heart somewhere and you know how I feel! ( even when you are grumpy)

Okay there is more rum to drink, Filipino's to eat, more venous leaks to sew and hard flaccids to be softened so to all of you thank you all and Merry Christmas to all of you! ( and I'm still never going to be member of the month!!!!!)

Okay, you may not be member of the month, but it looks like they made a new category just for you.

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And it couldn't be more deserved! You've even inspired me to give ALL of my stripper money to the Salvation Army bell ringers. Even the counterfeit bills! lol, Just kidding. I still give those on the strippers.

Congratulations again Mr. Awesome! And thank you...