So 43% of you won't understand this post. Actually, it's probably more like 57.8%...I think. But here's the thing, 73.489% of the time I see somebody here post a number that isn't a penis measurement I think they are 95% full of shit. Really, there is something really appalling to the scientist in me when I see somebody pull a number straight out of their ass to support their own argument and about 1/3 of you do this!

I feel it my duty, as I am easily a member of the top 5 most intelligent ...

That's how far I traveled for the holidays this year from the moment I left home on December 23rd until I arrived back at home today (1/5) - 2,358.4 miles and 7 states. Those states were: Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, and Indiana. Many people think I get a raw deal because my wife and kid fly while I drive our car but I disagree, I like it.

First, it's practical. I save money by doing this by not having to buy that extra plane ticket and not ...

I am not a perfect person and I don't pretend to be, I have my problems. I've posted about them here on the site. I think one of the great parts about this place is that we can all come here, show our weaknesses, get support, and maybe overcome some things.

I'm not the only one either. If you watch, there are many, many members who also have weaknesses. They can be great guys, very knowledgeable, helpful, friendly, and somewhere they have that little spot. That one thing where ...

I wish I had a huge penis. A massive meat stick, veiny, visibly throbbing with every heart beat with it's 11/10 EQ. At least 8 inches long and thick. And I want total control. I only cum when I want, fully capable of MMO, and when I have a wet orgasm I'm one hell of a shooter, so much so that I hit her deep spot with enough force to cause yet another final orgasm as she collapses in my arms. Oh, and since I'm wishing, she is about an 18 on a 10 scale. Perfect body, stunning face, smart, kind, ...

So I'm sitting here, on Friday night, on my computer looking at this lovely forum and it suddenly occurred to me that it's pretty lonely here right now. It just feels...abandoned almost. Nobody is around making posts, the usual lively banter isn't here, and I can't help but thinking it's because everybody is out doing something cool, or having fun, or getting laid, or whatever...and I'm not.

It's kind of a nightmare flashback for me to huge portions of my life. I spent so many years ...