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When I was in the woods nude, with my stick, I was perfect. Perfect is impossible but it was what it was. I didn't burn the new testament but I did roast an apple I had in my bag. In the early dawn I tossed the apple and a wolf picked it up. I listened and the wolf vocalized: "don't watch porn". The magic of dancing with wolves lasted, several moons, till I got home and soon resumed my old ways of watching porn. It felt so good, it was fascinating and I was erect. The next day all the magic was gone. I tried to justify it, think "my eyes see everything" but it was not the same. That was in '08. So, don't watch porn, but "still" babe pictures are fine. I have been practicing immaculate ejaculation, and I experimented watching porn but its evil somehow. Pictures are ok tho. Don't slip into the Devil's portal.
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Start: 11/2013: BPEL: 4.73" MEG: 4.5"
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that was such a cool story manhttps://www.pegym.com/forums/erectil...rspective.html Hard flaccid and why you have it. Recovered.
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dont check pictures eitherhttps://www.pegym.com/forums/erectil...rspective.html Hard flaccid and why you have it. Recovered.
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you can have sex with the wolf thoughhttps://www.pegym.com/forums/erectil...rspective.html Hard flaccid and why you have it. Recovered.
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Stay away from those red mushrooms with the white spots that grow in the woods.
"Those who know others have knowledge,
those who know themselves have insight.
Those who master others have force,
those who master themselves have strength". - Lao TzuComment
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I'm not sure what it all means, but that tale took my mind to a weird place, and I liked it there.Comment
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Another religious nut trying to keep people from masturbation. Why are these people even on this site?Sex is the great leveler, taste the great divider. - Pauline KaelComment
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They have a "mission".Originally posted by TheGreatDivider View Post
But one they don't understand is.
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I love porn, I just don't watch it.
You never slow down, you never grow old!Comment
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A mission? That's what they said about circumcision, but that stop anybody from touching themselves.
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This thread should be moved to the gym and retitled "A Shitty Poem About Abstinence". Because it has nothing to do with ED.Sex is the great leveler, taste the great divider. - Pauline KaelComment
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Ehh I dunno, could be PCP - that shit is Philarious.Originally posted by TeddyBear View Post
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Because there is a democracy. I don't think like you but I would dare you may express your opinion. Did I say it right?.
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