quick jokes

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OK, I know some of you have some dumb ass jokes, but those are some of the best so lets have em, I will start with a stupid one

What is the meaning of a true friend. Your buddy goes out on a Saturday night, gets two blow jobs and is kind enough to to give one to you

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

Things you can say to a dog but not your girlfriend: Come.

(Whose line is it anyway)

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A man goes up to the bar and tells the bartender that he needs 12 shots of tequila, the bartender pours them one at a time and asks "what is the occasion". The man replies " I am celebrating my first blow job".
The Bartender gives him the drinks and walks away. A few minutes later the bartender walks buy as he is finishing the last of his 12 shots and asks him " would you like one on the house, after all the first blow job is a special moment in a mans life" and the man replies "no thank you, if 12 shots doesn't wash the taste out one more won't do any good".

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Things you can say to a dog but not your girlfriend: Come.

(Whose line is it anyway)

Nice one Hanma

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

There is a tradition that Jewish people follow, it's called Kapparot.

It's when they want to get rid of their past year's sins by shaking a chicken over their head. Dangling a chicken over their head ...

If it wasn't for 'religion' they'd be in a mental hospital.

[BabyDick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BabyDick]

What's the difference between a Native American and a picnic Table?



A picnic table can support a family of four.

[BabyDick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BabyDick]

I'm going to hell

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a man goes up to the bar and tells the bartender that he needs 12 shots of tequila, the bartender pours them one at a time and asks "what is the occasion". The man replies " i am celebrating my first blow job".
The bartender gives him the drinks and walks away. A few minutes later the bartender walks buy as he is finishing the last of his 12 shots and asks him " would you like one on the house, after all the first blow job is a special moment in a mans life" and the man replies "no thank you, if 12 shots doesn't wash the taste out one more won't do any good".

lol

[ColtAR-15 Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close ColtAR-15]

Rednecks response to being called a racist: I'm not a racist, I dont even drive fast!

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how can you tell when a woman has an orgasm

who cares

[BabyDick Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close BabyDick]

how can you tell when a woman has an orgasm

who cares

*like*

[thejelqerman Junior Member Find all posts View Profile Close thejelqerman]

What's the difference between Jews and scouts?

Scouts come back from camp



Sorry
No offence to all my fellow Jewish people, god loves all.

[justadude Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close justadude]

On a womens body why is the waiste called a waiste? Becuase you can fit another pair of tits there. *drum and cymbal*

[Rasputine Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Rasputine]

What do you call a dog with no legs.nothing it wont come anyway!

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How did Hellen Keller burn her face.......................She answered the iron