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  • Do not masturbate with body moisturizing lotion, ever.

    That is all.

    Good night.
    Starting stats: October 15th, 2008 - NBPEL: 6.25' EG: 5.00'

    Current stats October 15th, 2009 - (100% erection) NBPEL: 7.20' EG: 5.375'


    Goal: NBPEL: 8' EG: 6' (objective: girth)

    TGC Theory

    A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world. -Sigmund Freud

  • #2
    Ok what happend?


    For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

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    • #3
      Yup, there's a story here.
      Starting (November 22, 2009):
      7" bpel/6 1/2" nbpel (did not measure eg)
      Now:
      7 1/4" bpel x 5.25" eg
      Short term goal:
      7" nbpel
      Long term goal:
      8+" bpel/7 3/4" nbpel x 6" eg

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      • #4
        30 seconds into my fap-a-thon session, it started to BURN like NEVER BEFORE.

        Geez it hurt like hell.

        I wiped it off and finished my fap-a-thon session with bio oil. Soooo smooth and slippery

        I'm not circumcised so I dont need lube, but I like to hold my foreskin back and jerk off the glans with lube ;D
        Starting stats: October 15th, 2008 - NBPEL: 6.25' EG: 5.00'

        Current stats October 15th, 2009 - (100% erection) NBPEL: 7.20' EG: 5.375'


        Goal: NBPEL: 8' EG: 6' (objective: girth)

        TGC Theory

        A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world. -Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          I tried it once a long time ago. It was disappointing and I think that I got lucky: you don't know what is in that stuff.
          Pirate Diplomacy:
          The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.

          Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.

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          • #6
            What was in that body lotion?


            For I will restore health unto thee and I will heal thee of thine wounds, saith the Lord Jeremiah 30:17

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            • #7
              Lots of stuff is in that lotion.

              Lots of perfumes.

              It burnt my poor pen0r.

              He's okay now
              Starting stats: October 15th, 2008 - NBPEL: 6.25' EG: 5.00'

              Current stats October 15th, 2009 - (100% erection) NBPEL: 7.20' EG: 5.375'


              Goal: NBPEL: 8' EG: 6' (objective: girth)

              TGC Theory

              A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world. -Sigmund Freud

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              • #8
                Oh and while we are at it, dont do pe with petrol or deep heat.

                Ouch!!!!

                And no I havent tried it, but I did happen to view a prank once at the footy club. Say no more.
                August 09
                NBPEL 6.25
                BPFSL 7 & 7/16
                BPEL - 6.9
                EG 5.4
                Current
                BPFSL
                8 5/8
                BPEL 7 15/16
                EG 5.75 (approx 6" mid)
                NBPEL - approx 7"
                The mind is like a fertile garden in which anything that is planted, flowers or weeds, will grow. - Bruce Lee

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                • #9
                  list of what i used:
                  baby oil
                  vaseline
                  ck shower gel
                  ralph lauren body moisturizer
                  coconut body butter
                  .. to name a few

                  everyone of them leaves u feeling different after each orgasm but never a burning sensation except when i used ordinary soap.
                  Current:
                  Target 1- 7inch by 5.5inch
                  Target 2- 8inch by 6inch
                  Ultimate GOAL- 9inch by 6.5inch

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                  • #10
                    been there myself radiohead burns pretty bad use baby oil next time
                    29/12/09 ....23/1/10......6/3/10......12/5/10

                    BPEL-6" .....BPEL-61/4"..BPEL-6.5"...BPEL-63/4"
                    EG-43/4".....EG-5"........EG-51/4"....EG-5.5"
                    NBPEL-53/4"

                    SHORT TERM GOAL

                    BPEL-7"
                    EG-5.25"

                    LONG TERM GOAL

                    BPEL-8"
                    EG-6"

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                    • #11
                      I think the perfume is a big part of the problem with lotion.
                      I like baby oil with vitamin E.
                      Pirate Diplomacy:
                      The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.

                      Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.

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                      • #12
                        was with a new chick last week in her car. things were getting interesting and she decided to give me a hand job. i was kinda angling for a bj so i said that my dick was too dry for a handjob. she got some perfumed hand lotion out of her bag and said she'd use that. it was ok for a few seconds... worst part was i didnt want to make her feel stupid by complaining so i just stayed quiet, she kept using more and more. my dick was completely numb for about two days *sad face*
                        starting
                        bpel - 7" (measured from top middle of wang)
                        eg - 5"

                        Goal
                        bpel - 8.5"
                        eg - 5.5" (revised from 6" after some thread discussions)

                        Current
                        bpel - 7.5"
                        eg - 5.25"

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                        • #13
                          Ouch!
                          I have learned to be REALLY picky about what gets rubbed into my penis!
                          Pirate Diplomacy:
                          The art of telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the trip.

                          Remember: If done right, there is no such thing as safe sex.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pirate99 View Post
                            Ouch!
                            I have learned to be REALLY picky about what gets rubbed into my penis!

                            rightly so you only get 1 !
                            29/12/09 ....23/1/10......6/3/10......12/5/10

                            BPEL-6" .....BPEL-61/4"..BPEL-6.5"...BPEL-63/4"
                            EG-43/4".....EG-5"........EG-51/4"....EG-5.5"
                            NBPEL-53/4"

                            SHORT TERM GOAL

                            BPEL-7"
                            EG-5.25"

                            LONG TERM GOAL

                            BPEL-8"
                            EG-6"

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                            • #15
                              I've never had much problem with hand lotions.
                              But I laso don't get the cheap walmart brands with cheap ingredients.
                              They are putting so much crap in them nowadays you have to be careful.
                              I did try some a while ago that had quite a burning sensation, but it was because it contained alpha and beta hydroxy which is very good for skin unfortunately is has a burning sensation.
                              After the burning passed the skin on my little buddy did look very nice, though.
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                              Last edited by 007; 03-01-2010, 02:52 PM.
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