NOT Ujjayi's Question of The Day....

**jockinthebox** · 02-04-2017

I rarely register awe by dropping my jaw, so I'll have to admit it was a LONG time ago...
But the Penthouse photo spread featuring Vanessa Williams with her Bi-friend comes to mind!

Vanessa NAKED, half-squatting on a chair with her friend squatted behind her, licking Vanessa's pu$$y...I think I nicknamed it "The Miss America Duck-call" photo! LOL!

(I was really into duck hunting that season!

)

**getinbig** · 02-04-2017

Originally Posted by jockinthebox

I rarely register awe by dropping my jaw, so I'll have to admit it was a LONG time ago...
But the Penthouse photo spread featuring Vanessa Williams with her Bi-friend comes to mind!

Vanessa NAKED, half-squatting on a chair with her friend squatted behind her, licking Vanessa's pu$$y...I think I nicknamed it "The Miss America Duck-call" photo! LOL!

(I was really into duck hunting that season!

)

Tried to find the photo spread, but couldn't, so I'll have to take your work on this, Jocko!

**closed224** · 02-04-2017

The little string of spit/vagina juice between tongue and vagina is still burned into my mind.

**jockinthebox** · 02-04-2017

Originally Posted by Wishful10x8

The little string of spit/vagina juice between tongue and vagina is still burned into my mind.

....OH YEAH!!!

**jockinthebox** · 02-04-2017

**getinbig** · 02-04-2017

None of the links are unlocked...

**closed224** · 02-04-2017

I love the post count, congratulations. Hahahaha, the irony is delicious.

**getinbig** · 02-04-2017

Wishful is correct. The post count is most impressive...so is Wishful's

**Qandisa** · 02-05-2017

Originally Posted by TheZZMan

Reload -

When Was The Last Time Your Jaw Dropped
In Awe At Something You Saw?

Earlier in the week when I saw PL in his tight jeans and knee high black leather boots and black shirt... OMG he looked so amazing.

**NOWHARD** · 02-05-2017

Originally Posted by TheZZMan

I can't believe that NOWHARD and I are the only members that get a chuckle out of a little flatulence.

Every Christmas growing up we had a traditional meatless dinner on Christmas Eve that consisted of Shrimp Cocktail, Linguini with a Calamari Sauce, a Broccoli and Anchovy Rigatoni mix and lots of Breaded Fried Shrimp. We would go to Midnight Mass and then return home and party into the night. Well, several hours after consuming mass quantities of Shrimp, the body reacts. So we would be playing darts with my brothers a 3 in the morning and then it would happen. Braap.... Someone would let out the most god awful release out their backside that would clear a building. We continued to play darts and every minute or so, Braaap, another one would float. We are in western New York, Dead of winter with windows open just to handle the smell. The phrase "Shrimp Farts" means something in my family.

Inopportune? One time they kicked in early. In a Cathedral during Midnight Mass. You never saw a bunch of grown men with the giggles as you did that night. Felt sorry for the other parishioners. Still remember my mother shaking her head from several pews over.

Talking of chuckles from farts, did anyone ever see the Peter Sellers out takes from a scene for an inspector Clouseau film where they get into a lift and one is fart or make the sound of one, I don't know how many takes it took, there was just a heap of giggling actors on the floor time and time again, had a great laugh over that.

All because of a simple little fart.

NOWHARD