NOT Ujjayi's Question of The Day....

[TheZZMan]

Talking of chuckles from farts, did anyone ever see the Peter Sellers out takes from a scene for an inspector Clouseau film where they get into a lift and one is fart or make the sound of one, I don't know how many takes it took, there was just a heap of giggling actors on the floor time and time again, had a great laugh over that.

All because of a simple little fart.

NOWHARD

Boys will be boys no matter what the age.

[TheZZMan]

Reload --->

Any Funny Dating Stories You Would Like To Share?

[TheZZMan]

When my wife and I were dating and in the early stages of our relationship (1 month in), she wanted to cook me dinner. As she lived at home with her parents, she made dinner at my house. I don't really remember what the main dish was (as it is irrelevant), but as a side dish, she made brussel sprouts. Being the good boyfriend I was, I overly complimented her on the meal. Truth is, I'm not a great fan of brussel sprouts. Next time she cooks, bam, brussel sprouts! and the next 3 meals she made - brussel freaking sprouts! I finally was comfortable enough with the relationship that I told her that those sprouts from brussel's are not my favorite. Well, turns out I so over complimented her that first meal she thought I LOVED them, so she kept getting them. Shared a good laugh over it and the sprout fest came to a much needed end.

The things some guys do to get laid.....

[Party]

Perhaps we should swap wives. I love Brussels sprouts. Luckily, I'm not into wife swapping.

[NOWHARD]

When my wife and I were dating and in the early stages of our relationship (1 month in), she wanted to cook me dinner. As she lived at home with her parents, she made dinner at my house. I don't really remember what the main dish was (as it is irrelevant), but as a side dish, she made brussel sprouts. Being the good boyfriend I was, I overly complimented her on the meal. Truth is, I'm not a great fan of brussel sprouts. Next time she cooks, bam, brussel sprouts! and the next 3 meals she made - brussel freaking sprouts! I finally was comfortable enough with the relationship that I told her that those sprouts from brussel's are not my favorite. Well, turns out I so over complimented her that first meal she thought I LOVED them, so she kept getting them. Shared a good laugh over it and the sprout fest came to a much needed end.

The things some guys do to get laid.....

Are now I see why you like to talk about farts, sprouts are very good ay making our rear ends to become very vocal, tell your wife to lose some in a stew, they just break and give a good taste, also nice cooked then fried at high heat so the just catch a little great flavor.

NOWHARD

[closed251]

My second relationship was with a lad that was a gym goer and sun bed worshiper. I am of course very pale and probably give Snow White a run for her money.

So we had only been on a few dates (no sex yet) when he took me for a sun bed!?

It was a stand up tanning booth in a little room. So I get undressed and puts the coin in and stands inside. A few minutes in and I'm not really liking it so I pull the cord to switch the tubes off.... but the cord isn't for that, it's a panic alarm cord.

To my naked horror the staff at the tanning shop start to kick the outside room door in to get me out!

Never had a date in a tanning shop since 😂

[closed251]

So I'm rather prudest when it comes to pee, poo and breaking wind. Very British as in women just don't do these things lol

So I'm at the cinema on a date with my future first husband when I feel like I have appendicitis but he's enjoying the movie so I stay quiet. Thinking I'll go to the hospital afterwards.

Of course it isn't appendicitis, it's trapped wind! Which during the movie gets realised without my permission! Of course my boyfriend thinks it's the man in front and starts kicking off about him being a filthy animal... oh the shame (he still doesn't know to this day that it was me).

[NOWHARD]

Tara You should never stop the natural way of our wind, as it can cause real bad pains, as they say in church or chapel let them rattle, sometimes you just have to be brave and say oops sorry.

Just hope hubby does not read this then.

NOWHARD

[TheZZMan]

Next up -

If You ManScape or LadyScape,
Do You Do It For You Or Your Partner(s)?

[Jay1983]

Myself. Speaking of it, time to break out the lawn mower.

Vroom vroom!