NOT Ujjayi's Question of The Day....

[not2big]

I spent a lot of time in my future wife's house when we were dating. I often stayed until 1:00 o'clock in the morning after her parents went to bed down the hall form the living room. I was in the process of trying to penetrate her on the couch with my pants around my ancles when I heard her father go to the bathroom at the top of the hall just off the living room. Not sure if he saw what we were doing, but he always liked me so I never heard anything about it.

[closed116]

I started on the farm driving wheat trucks during harvest when I was 12. That's also when my ex babysitter and I started hooking up, so she would come ride with me every once in a while. Parked waiting for the combine to come around she would blow me and ride me. Then once she was riding me on the passenger side when another driver came walking up. His truck had broken down at the bottom of the hill, so I didn't hear it, and he walked up for help. He was a young kid too and thought I was a stud, so luckily didn't tell anyone. I was mortified by it though.

[TheZZMan]

Still remember the long stern lecture I got from my father when he caught me and my girlfriend making out on the couch. He didn't interrupt and waited till the next morning. I think he caught me with my hands down her pants. To my recollection, the conversation started with - "As long as you are living under my roof...." To date, I have used similar tactics on my kids, or at least the oldest. My father taught me well.

[closed224]

Boy did I have a lot of conversations with children that started with as long as you live in my house. Sometimes when they were adults.

[NOWHARD]

When my now wife come to ours for the first time, we was on our own so after she blow me I heard what I thought was my Mum talking at the gate, so we quickly dressed, it turned to be some women walking past, we just burst out laughing and I took her home, it was a great start to our very long term relationship, been married now 46 years and there has been lots of blow jobs in that time.

But we still think back and laugh.

NOWHARD

[Dontrike]

Next ------>

Ever Been Caught In The Act By Someone?

I've never even been in the act, but I hope I am caught in the act then at least others know I won't be making it up when I say I had sex. More witnesses the better.

[TheZZMan]

Moving Forward------>

What Is Your "GO TO" Routine to Seduce A Woman Or Your Partner?

[CUSP82]

I give her " the look"! Then she gives me the finger and I say yup that's what I'm talking about!

[not2big]

I offer to rub my wife's back in the morning while laying behind her in the spoon position. I lube up my hands and erection and proceed to rub her back while slipping in my erection.

She now routinely wakes up and rolls on her side facing away from me indicating she wants her back rubbed with benefits.

[Party]

We are about to have another round. Took a viagra booster shot. All I had to say was tongue and vibrater together. The magic words.