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- 06-11-2017 #641
A couple of months ago I had an embarrassing incident. After one of my happy ending edging experiences. I shot out on a piece of paper. Which I do on occasion. Fairly easy to clean up and throw away.
So I folded the paper up nicely so no goo could escape. Then instead of putting it in the trash I decided to burn it in the wood stove. As I went to open the stove door I just happened to spring a leak and cum dripped and ran down the hot stove door. The cum began to burn right away.
I got rid of the paper and found something to try to clean off the burning cum. No luck. Burnt cum smell in the house with a nice burnt cum stain on the stove door. This is one of the stories you don't tell to guests at your home.goal--Contentment
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- 06-12-2017 #642
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“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.”
— Dale Carnegie
- 07-02-2017 #643
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Alright, I've been a little lazy with this thread - time to give it another go.
Tell Me Something That Is Just Enough Of A Tease That Your Partner Does That Really Gets You Going?“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.”
— Dale Carnegie
- 07-04-2017 #644
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Hmmmm.....no action on this thread.
Lets try a new tactic then.
Make Me Laugh Out Loud! LOL“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.”
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- 07-04-2017 #646
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.
- 07-04-2017 #647
If you would like more lame jokes Zz, just let me know 😊
- 07-04-2017 #648
I guy with no arms enters the pool and the life guard try's to stop him but he swims across the pool and exits. Next, a guy with no legs enters the pool and the guard tries to stop him, but the guy swims across the pool and exits. Next, a head enters the pool and the guard tries to stop him but he sinks to the bottom and the guard dives in and retrieves the head and places it on the side of the pool. The guard asks the head what was the problem and the head responds, "I had a cramp."
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- 07-04-2017 #649
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If you are in a business climate you know that there are certain individuals who always try to win the favor of the boss. Sometime we call then "Kiss Asses" Sometimes we call them "Brown Noses". But what is never reveled is how you tell the difference between the two?
The answer - Depth Perception“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.”
— Dale Carnegie
- 07-04-2017 #650goal--Contentment
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