Hey guys, it's my birthday today (finally 20, yay), and my flatmates surprised me with a full body massage appointment today. Never had one done to me before. Not sure what to expect, I'm just hoping it doesn't get awkward or anything. Any thoughts or advice?
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Anyone here ever had a full body massage?
My Progress Log - The Pink Mile
Start - 24/03/2017: 6.0 BPEL; 4.75 MEG; 4.88 BEG
Current - 24/07/2017: 6.5 BPEL; 5.0 MEG; 5.13 BEG
1st Goal: 8.0 BPEL; 6.0 MEG; 6.0 BEGTags: None
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We talking sports massage here...or something else?The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".
Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!
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Originally posted by Tamora View PostWe talking sports massage here...or something else?
But yeah, what my mates paid for just had the description of a 'relaxing' (we'll see about that) full body massage.My Progress Log - The Pink Mile
Start - 24/03/2017: 6.0 BPEL; 4.75 MEG; 4.88 BEG
Current - 24/07/2017: 6.5 BPEL; 5.0 MEG; 5.13 BEG
1st Goal: 8.0 BPEL; 6.0 MEG; 6.0 BEG
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Christ man, it's just a massage, whats wrong with you?
Sure here is a nugget; smoke a fatty before hand so you can relax.NBPEL 6 1/4" EG 5 1/4" - March 2017
NBPEL 6 1/2" EG 5 1/2" - April 2017
NBPEL 6 3/4" EG 5 1/2" - May 2017
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What you worried about? Enjoy it!
Wanna swap...I'll take it off your hands!
You'll probably get a big hairy geezer giving you a massage...so no chance of getting a stiffy (depending on your preferences)!The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".
Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!
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Originally posted by Tamora View PostWhat you worried about? Enjoy it!
Wanna swap...I'll take it off your hands!
You'll probably get a big hairy geezer giving you a massage...so no chance of getting a stiffy (depending on your preferences)!
Besides, if I start getting the horn I'll just turn over and punch a hole through the table I guess.My Progress Log - The Pink Mile
Start - 24/03/2017: 6.0 BPEL; 4.75 MEG; 4.88 BEG
Current - 24/07/2017: 6.5 BPEL; 5.0 MEG; 5.13 BEG
1st Goal: 8.0 BPEL; 6.0 MEG; 6.0 BEG
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Most masseurs cover your vital bits in a thick towel for obvious reasons. Think of Theresa May naked...that should kill any unwanted enthusiasm!
Mind you, I did have an "interesting" massage on holiday in the Dominican Republic once...less said about that the better!The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".
Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!
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Originally posted by Tamora View PostMost masseurs cover your vital bits in a thick towel for obvious reasons. Think of Theresa May naked...that should kill any unwanted enthusiasm!
Mind you, I did have an "interesting" massage on holiday in the Dominican Republic once...less said about that the better!
Thick towel you say? Is it considered rude if I start doing towel raise kegels during the massage?
Also, I've always wondered, how much did your 'massage' in the Dominican Republic cost?Last edited by UglyBoy; 05-06-2017, 07:46 AM.My Progress Log - The Pink Mile
Start - 24/03/2017: 6.0 BPEL; 4.75 MEG; 4.88 BEG
Current - 24/07/2017: 6.5 BPEL; 5.0 MEG; 5.13 BEG
1st Goal: 8.0 BPEL; 6.0 MEG; 6.0 BEG
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Long, long time ago...can't remember, but not much.The name's Tamora...TVR Tamora...with a capital "T".
Lots of living to do yet unseen and a more stories yet untold!
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Have got a friend who was a masseuse (the spa kind, not the 'happy endings' kind) lol.
I recall her saying it happens all the time. They just put some more folded towels on top to 'preserve your modesty'
Also apparently, people can get sooooo reeeellllaaaxxxeedd, that they involuntary fart - just another job hazard I suppose.
Don't sweat it, they've seen it all before. Plus you get time afterwards to 'arrange yourself' without any embarrassment. Have funStart: Jan '17. Current: BPEL: +0.9" EG: +0.47"
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Originally posted by UglyBoy View PostNah, lol, they picked the cutest looking girl there. Apparently they got to pick the masseuse like it was a catalogue, which I thought was a bit weird?
Besides, if I start getting the horn I'll just turn over and punch a hole through the table I guess.Reader discretion is advised.My signature is for motivational purposes only.
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Okay, so I've been to the spa thing. It was alright I guess, but I was particularly proud of being able to maintain a semi throughout, never going fully erect. It took a lot of concentration and mental gymnastics, but I pulled through. Pretty sure I needed a sports massage instead though, although I'm not complaining since this was free.My Progress Log - The Pink Mile
Start - 24/03/2017: 6.0 BPEL; 4.75 MEG; 4.88 BEG
Current - 24/07/2017: 6.5 BPEL; 5.0 MEG; 5.13 BEG
1st Goal: 8.0 BPEL; 6.0 MEG; 6.0 BEG
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I like a deep-tissue massage followed by a full herbal body wrap. Gosh, it makes me feel like a bowl of Jello...balanced on top of a LONG POLE, of course!
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