Alternate uses for dildos

[Qandisa Senior Member Member of the Month March 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Qandisa]

Ended up having a conversation with one of the members recently thanks to an offhand comment about "dildo art" that I made in a posting -- because it sucks throwing out something that you paid good money for, even if you'll never use it. And it's not like you can really just sell it secondhand and let's face it they make lousy hand-me-downs. So it got me thinking.... what ARE some of the alternate purposes that unused dildos can be used for? So far I've come up with:


- Drying rack for a single glove or sock
- unique umbrella hangers
- Dog toy
- pasta rack for small batches
- look I'm a unicorn!
- tart shaper
- glue a bunch together for a one of a kind mini Christmas tree
- talking stick/speaker's staff
- duels
- rubber stamp
- faux finish roller for painting


Come on, there have got to be more!

[discreet Senior Member Member of the Month May 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close discreet]

Hi,

I gotta hand it to you, very very clever and funny.

Genius in fact.

I'm witty but cannot come up with anything of value to add.

Well done.

[LJMatey Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close LJMatey]

Hmm


- Gardening: for poking holes in the soil planting seeds

- Sundial

- Jewelry tidy/organizer for necklaces and bracelets

- "Where's Dildo?" (game) Place it in a room, take photo of room - how long will it take before the player(s) can find it?

[Party Senior Member Member of the Month August 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Party]

Ended up having a conversation with one of the members recently thanks to an offhand comment about "dildo art" that I made in a posting -- because it sucks throwing out something that you paid good money for, even if you'll never use it. And it's not like you can really just sell it secondhand and let's face it they make lousy hand-me-downs. So it got me thinking.... what ARE some of the alternate purposes that unused dildos can be used for? So far I've come up with:


- Drying rack for a single glove or sock
- unique umbrella hangers
- Dog toy
- pasta rack for small batches
- look I'm a unicorn!
- tart shaper
- glue a bunch together for a one of a kind mini Christmas tree
- talking stick/speaker's staff
- duels
- rubber stamp
- faux finish roller for painting


Come on, there have got to be more!

LOL. I needed this. I'd love to watch you at the park playing fetch with your dog using a 9 by 6 plastic cock. Too funny.

Weve got a candy cane shaped glass dildo that I hung on the Christmas tree right before a party. She didn't know about it. My naive sister takes it off the tree, "Wow, this is nice. Where did you get it?" The Mrs was not amused.

[discreet Senior Member Member of the Month May 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close discreet]

Hmm


- Gardening: for poking holes in the soil planting seeds

- Sundial

- Jewelry tidy/organizer for necklaces and bracelets

- "Where's Dildo?" (game) Place it in a room, take photo of room - how long will it take before the player(s) can find it?

Hi,

This is very very good.

Well played.

[NOWHARD Banned Find all posts View Profile Close NOWHARD]

OK Some ideas.
Doughnut holder, the 9 inch ones would be best.
If its not shaped a short rolling pin.
Kitchen towel holder if fixed to a base.
Smaller ones could make mug holder tree.
Bathroom towel holders.
In the shower, a shower net holder.
And a soap on a rope holder.
Toilet roll holder.
Smaller finger ones fixed could be come key holders in the hall.
I'm sure cut in half some good art works would come from them.

OK Mind has gone blank, I will think of some more dog walking, a great way to think.

NOWHARD

[discreet Senior Member Member of the Month May 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close discreet]

Weve got a candy cane shaped glass dildo that I hung on the Christmas tree right before a party. She didn't know about it. My naive sister takes it off the tree, "Wow, this is nice. Where did you get it?" The Mrs was not amused.

Hi,

ROFLMAO!

[discreet Senior Member Member of the Month May 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close discreet]

OK Some ideas.
Doughnut holder, the 9 inch ones would be best.
If its not shaped a short rolling pin.
Kitchen towel holder if fixed to a base.
Smaller ones could make mug holder tree.
Bathroom towel holders.
In the shower, a shower net holder.
And a soap on a rope holder.
Toilet roll holder.
Smaller finger ones fixed could be come key holders in the hall.
I'm sure cut in half some good art works would come from them.

OK Mind has gone blank, I will think of some more dog walking, a great way to think.

NOWHARD

Hi,

Wow, some more good ones.

Guess I'm just dumb, simply could not envision what else could have been.

[ino Senior Member Member of the Month June 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close ino]

The old days use of dildos (well, according to 60s dildo advertisements) is unknown to most women today, and reviving the old trend would certainly be an alternative use of dildos today. Because back then dildos were exclusively neck- and back massagers.

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[master-gauge Senior Member Member of the Month May 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close master-gauge]

LOL. I needed this. I'd love to watch you at the park playing fetch with your dog using a 9 by 6 plastic cock. Too funny.

Weve got a candy cane shaped glass dildo that I hung on the Christmas tree right before a party. She didn't know about it. My naive sister takes it off the tree, "Wow, this is nice. Where did you get it?" The Mrs was not amused.

[NOWHARD Banned Find all posts View Profile Close NOWHARD]

With a good 12 inch one, it would make the main part of a table lamp, and use fake boobs as the shade, should compliment it.

With a half of a big and a half of a small one make the into clock hands, have vaginas as the 3, 6, 9 and 12 should make a good speaking point.

Really stuck now.

NOWHARD

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

Convenient Everyday Kitchen Uses

-Battery Operated Citrus Juicer

-Drink Muddler

-Handy Meat Tenderizer

-Unique Wine Bottle Stopper

and my favorite

-Stuff Your Thanksgiving Bird With This Handy Turkey Stuffing Stuffer (almost like completely re-purposing your dildo for what it was designed for)

[discreet Senior Member Member of the Month May 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close discreet]

-Stuff Your Thanksgiving Bird With This Handy Turkey Stuffing Stuffer (almost like completely re-purposing your dildo for what it was designed for)

Ahhh, kinda like stuffing a different kind of hole.

Hmm, ingenious actually!

[closed251 Senior Member Member of the Month Nov 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close closed251]

Hmmm...

Door stop
Rolling pin
Electric Toothbrush (if stuck some bristles on)
Kids baseball bat (I hear all the time women aren't good at judging length lol)

[discreet Senior Member Member of the Month May 2017 Find all posts View Profile Close discreet]

Hmmm...

Door stop
Rolling pin
Electric Toothbrush (if stuck some bristles on)
Kids baseball bat (I hear all the time women aren't good at judging length lol)

Hi,

Wow, how could I have missed these, very good.

The baseball bat/spacial reference especially, well played.