Who wants to be a moderator?

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

Okay let's have some fun. Who wants to be a mod and why? What would you bring to the table, besides rum, that we should think about you the next time we go scrapping the bottom of the barrel for mods.

[UglyBoy Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close UglyBoy]

I can do it.

I spend a lot of time here, and I know what's involved in maintaining forum etiquette. I'd say my specialty lies a bit more towards the developing a routine and elaborating on PE exercises side of things, but I can just as well do my best to maintain order in a thread and prevent people from hijacking it.

[TheZZMan Moderator Member of the Month Sept 2018PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZMan]

I want to know if you will bring better snacks for the vending machine in the breakroom. The Kale and Watercress energy bars really give me the runs. And don't even get me started on the Quinoa crisps - gas so bad I've had to work the overnight shift alone several times as no one wants to work with me.

[NOWHARD Banned Find all posts View Profile Close NOWHARD]

No the Big NO, what sit around with a load guys who fart all day and a rummy, watching what other guys are writing, when I can barely writ myself.

I think mods should be not seen and just be there in the background, watching ready to pounce on any of us buggers for not dotting our i's, or doing as they think it should be done.

NOWHARD

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

I would bring potassium to the table but it seems I'm all out.

[NOWHARD Banned Find all posts View Profile Close NOWHARD]

I would bring potassium to the table but it seems I'm all out.

But your the banana man and your full of it.

For me tomorrow is banana day, care to join me?

NOWHARD

[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

But your the banana man and your full of it.

For me tomorrow is banana day, care to join me?

NOWHARD

She swallowed all my potassium.

That depends.. what happens on banana day?

[closed251 Senior Member Member of the Month Nov 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close closed251]

If I get this haircut, can I become a 'mod'?

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[Jay1983 Senior MemberMember of the Month Apr 2014, Sept 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Jay1983]

LMAO why would you do that to yourself?

Now I feel bad for all the mods, y'all running around looking like that haha lmao mod cut ha!

[TheZZWoman Senior Member Member of the Month Jan 2018 Find all posts View Profile Close TheZZWoman]

Well, I think I would be a great moderator: Why, because I like dicks!

Although it is true that I have a particular favorite dick which I use for my own personal use, I have an affinity for all dicks and am concerned about the health and well being of all dicks, not for my personal pleasure but for the pleasure of all women every where. I consider it my duty to exam as many dicks as possible to ensure proper penis health. If asked I will be truthful and explain that I appreciate all dicks no matter appearance: It reminds me of an old song;

Nobody hates me,
Everybody likes me,
I guess I'm gonna suck some cock…
Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they wiggle and squirm

nobody hates me,
everybody likes me,
i guess i m gonna suck some cock…
short fat slimey ones,
long thin curly ones,
see how they wiggle and squirm

nobody hates me,
everybody likes me,
i guess i m gonna suck some cock…
ooey gooey gooey ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm

So suck on their heads
and lick their tails
and throw their skins away
how on earth can anybody live on
a thousand dicks a day?

(Based on the following song if you didn't recognize it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCakgkjvdQI

[CUSP82 Administrator Admin of the Month Dec 2014PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close CUSP82]

I'd be more inclined if you said you'd cook.

[MrsLooking4more Retired Super Moderator Member of the Month Feb 2013PEGym Hero Find all posts View Profile Close MrsLooking4more]

Cooking and cleaning abilities are a must! The mod room is always a disaster, I cook but I don’t do dishes.

[Qandisa Senior Member Member of the Month March 2016 Find all posts View Profile Close Qandisa]

Cooking and cleaning abilities are a must! The mod room is always a disaster, I cook but I don’t do dishes.

Well that lets me out, cooking is great but my cleaning sucks.

I mean, so do I but that's something entirely different

[6inDongNotForLong Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close 6inDongNotForLong]

As a moderator, I'd bring a high level of swag to the table.
People would see PeGym and say "Holy swag Velma, look at the class of this exciting and knowledgeable gym!"

On a real note, I'm on here every day even if I'm not constantly posting.
Plus, I want to get the ability to "make spam fun" haha.

If I'm not chosen this time around due to time on the forum, just know for future scouting that I'm always interested in helping!

Edit: I cook a mean cereal, except sometimes I leave it in the microwave too long!
Wait, is that oatmeal.. Or pizza..

[TheGreatDivider Senior Member Member of the Month Dec 2015 Find all posts View Profile Close TheGreatDivider]

I would be a mod if I had the time but I'm busy with college. And to be fair, I don't have the patience after a long day to sift through the forums and mediate between members. I wish I could but I have my hands full as it is and I'm never in the mood.
If I was a mod I would bring the ban hammer to the spammers who keep sneaking on here late at night to post links to fake streaming sites, and I would replace them memes. OK, a lot of them would be Pepe but I would work in some PE jokes. I would also like to see more merchandise, even if it was through a third-party supplier using the logo with permission. I want a PE gym shirt and a key chain or lanyard for my school ID. Maybe see about giving merch to the member of the month. Finally, we need more women moderators. There, I said it. The women of Pegym fulfill an important role of maintaining the peace and answering burning relationship questions as it is, and I think it's time they had the power as moderators.