Ask PEGym after dark...

[RickBhmcsb]

I forget what I said, but we both got to laughing so hard we had to stop having sex for a couple of minutes til we settled back down. Even after we started in again we were trying not to giggle... LOL

What’s the funniest thing someone has said to you during sex?

[Party]

What's your after sex tradition?

‘I’m sent to her underwear drawer so she doesn’t drip cum on the way to the bathroom.

[Physdoc]

What’s the funniest thing someone has said to you during sex?

Her pussy said "QUEEEEEEEEFFF." First time either of us had heard one and we had to stop and died laughing.

[7sDoor]

What’s the funniest thing someone has said to you during sex?

Our dogs are pretty needy and like to be around us all the time. So, recently, I put the dogs in the kitchen, put a gate up in the hallway, and went to go make love to my wife. Well, the dog found its way around the gate and apparently, I hadn’t completely latched our bedroom door. The dog busted through the door just as I was climaxing! My wife and I both had a good laugh about that one.

[incogneeetoe]

What’s the funniest thing someone has said to you during sex?

I still tease the wife about this one:

I had just made her orgasm, but I had wanted to keep going, in deep then all the way all out a few times when she says “Faster!”, so I pick up the pace for a moment and she has a huge silent scream orgasm. A mouth wide open, eyes clenched shut, gripping the mattress body shaking orgasm. I slowed down my thrusting as she collapsed panting onto the bed. She held her hand up, signaled me to stop and said “Ok, ok…”

I got up, grabbed some tissue and she rolled over and looked at me. She had this bewildered half smile on her face, and her eyes were kind of wide.

She shook her head and said “What did you say?” sounding almost like she was drunk (I had not said a word).
Then she tried to stand, her legs didn’t agree, and she laughed, then lay back and said “Yeah, I’ll sleep”.

[incogneeetoe]

What position having sex do you think would be the worst to be caught doing?

[Physdoc]

Him getting pegged in a sex swing by her wearing all leather and whipping his ass.

[RickBhmcsb]

I'm going to borrow an answer from someone else and say...being caught playing Naked Twister would be very embarrassing...LOL

What position having sex do you think would be the worst to be caught doing?

[RickBhmcsb]

That would definitely take some explaining...

Him getting pegged in a sex swing by her wearing all leather and whipping his ass.

[Party]

My wife fucking another guy. Guess, I’d just excuse myself.