TTBB big-ginners program for JPopping boobies.

[JonPop]

Would some Jell-o make you feel better?
Or perhaps a frozen chicken?

Jello in the shape of a chicken, might. But only if you bring it over.
i am not going to uncurl to answer the door, you'll have to let yourself in. (jP

[Batwoman]

I'm thinking that jello in the shape of a chicken is not going to be much help.
Maybe one of those new Fleshlights they've been advertising so much on the Gym the last week or so?
Oh, I forgot.
You are too big for those.

[millia]

If you walk in, be careful or else JP's monster might poke you in the eye!

[JonPop]

Oh, by the way. Miss Titty;
That was one of the funniest posts I have ever read.
What a concept to take my beloved routine and apply it
to TE. You have an amazing wit and sense of humor.

I read that as my first post this morning and when I reached the part..
"Helicopter Shakes" and knew where you were taking this, I almost spewed
my coffee.

I (with the permission of the other Moderators) would like to offer you
a Moderator position on this here fine forum. Just say the word. (jP

[JonPop]

I'm thinking that jello in the shape of a chicken is not going to be much help.
Maybe one of those new Fleshlights they've been advertising so much on the Gym the last week or so?
Oh, I forgot.
You are too big for those.

I'll take a hug. (jP

[LilSlugger]

I really suggest the BTT (between the tits) pull massage dick aided. The tits being massaged by the dick helps from the problem of getting too hard titties while the stretching is lengthening the boobs. Your helper needs to pull up on the boobs and squeeze them together while he thrusts his hips back and forth massaging your inside of your tits with his dick. Lube is recommended although after several thrusts your helper might provide his own if he can manage to squirt in the correct spot. If your helper is known to miss, you might want to close your eyes.

[NP97]

Oh, by the way. Miss Titty;
That was one of the funniest posts I have ever read.
What a concept to take my beloved routine and apply it
to TE. You have an amazing wit and sense of humor.

I read that as my first post this morning and when I reached the part..
"Helicopter Shakes" and knew where you were taking this, I almost spewed
my coffee.

I (with the permission of the other Moderators) would like to offer you
a Moderator position on this here fine forum. Just say the word. (jP

I got some green tea in my lungs from laughing and swallowing at the same time. Damn you TTBB!

[TINKERBELL]

Quote:
It'd be really interesting to hear what explanation JP can give about this!


Of course I'm scared. You have taken my last 8 years and turned them into a pile of flim-flam.
How could you do this to me?
Now, I'm going to have to turn down that lecture date at Harvard and I suppose I'll have to turn down that offer from Conan O'Brien.
You have outed me and I trusted you.
The horror.

I am curled up into the fetal position with only my huge cock sticking out. (jP

How could i do this to you? .. well i trusted you and you stole my idea!!
and don't worry Harvard and Conan O'Brien and Oprah have all contacted me, so you don't need to worry about not being able to make it .. they have moved on to something better now ..ie ME!!
i suggest you make a move on pirates offer before he moves on to something better .. ie ME!!

[TINKERBELL]

Pahahahahahaha.

HEY! I thought we agreed that we weren't going to discuss this over the forums!

TTBB, if you ever need a set of fresh hands to help you "warm up" or "warm down", feel free to hit a brutha up. Haha.

Oh damn was that you .. i blocked your face and name from my mind..

sWeet thanks for the offer .. i would rather have someone else do the work for me if i am completely honest ..haha

[Gyrta]

Don't stretch to much, you don't em to be saggy.