Weird / funny moments from your PE routines?

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

I'm sure who hasn't had some weird, eyebrow raising or funny moments while doing some PE!

Do you have any? Care to share?

I'll go.

I finished warming up in my bathroom (I do my routine at night) and started doing some jelqs when my father ordered me to get out. Having no other choice, I was forced out, my hands and dick covered in lube, only hidden by the towel wrapped around my waist.

Fearing I'd waste time by having to re-warm after his return, I had no other choice but to do my jelqs in the toilet located outside.
Now, it would've been fine if it wasn't so breezy in there with a broken window and flies bothering me every 5 minutes.

I soldiered on, jelqing away, on the look out for any faces popping out in that eerie place ... butt naked.

Found it funny nonetheless. Had great PI's the next day too. =]

[Bones Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Bones]

Hahaha =]

When I warm up I fill a glass or cup with hot water and stick my dick in, then I press it against my body so the water doesn't spill.

So I went into the bathroom, Stuck my dick in the cup, Pressed it against my body and my girlfriend walks in...
Seeing me butt naked, holding a glass over my dick, looking completely shocked!
She then bursts out laughing...closes the door and all I can hear is her giggling in the next room...

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

"Hun, that wasn't cream in the coffee"


I'm sorry, I tend to make bad jokes.

[Wolfmesser Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Wolfmesser]

I remeber when I saw my new vein for the first time with a whole tidelwave of feelings, followed by excitment lol, and also, I once burned my dick with my rice sock during a warm up.

[Bones Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Bones]

"Hun, that wasn't cream in the coffee"


I'm sorry, I tend to make bad jokes.

LOL! Not a bad joke at all

[Bones Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Bones]

I remeber when I saw my new vein for the first time with a whole tidelwave of feelings, followed by excitment lol, and also, I once burned my dick with my rice sock during a warm up.

LOL

[Hanma Senior Member Find all posts View Profile Close Hanma]

Well, when I was jelqing, my phone rang, I rushed out to get it, that idiot cut off, I came back, pissed off, and accidentally spilled my lube (olive oil) on the floor. Pissed me off so much that my EQ went to shit, and that's when I discovered flaccid jelqing.