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    Has anyone introduced toys in the bedroom with success?

    And no JP,what you got is not a toy, you could put an eye out with that thing..........

  • #2
    Funny you should mention that. I now have to wear an eye patch. Hee

    I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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    • #3
      Hairtrigger: I've found that the best way to initiate new things into the bedroom is to slowly introduce them. For most women, that is.

      Do you have a girlfriend/wife you'd like to open up in the toy department?
      "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

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      • #4
        I have a wife. We were watching porn the other night and the subject came up. I was thinking something along the lines of a small bullet. I know there's alot
        of junk out there also, so does anyone have a good retailer in mind? Just trying to take it up a notch, I don't think anything's wrong with that.

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        • #5
          Well, I got my order in the other day, everything came in discreetly packaged and on the inside all the items were individually gift wrapped.
          They even sent free samples of flavored lube. I opened up the larger package wondering what was inside, to my disbelief it was a dilldo.
          I soon realized this had been an error on my part, apparently the 12X8 description was in english and not in millimeters.
          Maybe that's why they sent the free lube.......

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          • #6
            Dang, Hairy trigger. Your wife's gonna LOVE you. Blast that monster thing inside her hot, juicy pussy and she'll probably start helping YOU with your enlargment exercises.
            You gonna keep it, or send it back. Has your wife seen it? Enquiring minds want to know. Hee

            I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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            • #7
              I really don't think you understand the proportions of the 12X8 unit until it is displayed in all of it's true wonder and glory before you.
              It seems to have a natural attraction to it's self, not like a planet's gravity but similar to the train wreck effect, you want to turn
              away but you just can't help but to look and say "oh my god"......This will be filed under lessons learned the OTHER way. Although it
              is truly an amazing work of art, someone spent a lot of time detailing every aspect of this remarkable piece, it has no place in the
              bedroom and will be destroyed.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Hairtrigger View Post
                it has no place in the
                bedroom and will be destroyed.
                Better it than your relationship. If you did end up trying to bring it in the bedroom, it'd probably end up "destroying" your wife
                "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

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                • #9
                  Hee, Hair. I was only messin with you buddy. I know what 12x8 looks like. Destroy it? Naw, you ought to build a PE shrine to that thing and use it as a motivational tool. Or better yet, leave it out so when friends come over tell them you had a rubber mold made of your dick. Oh...Hahaha.

                  I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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                  • #10
                    Vibrating Ring + Warming Lube <<< No Female Can Resist After One Time

                    Nothing like stimulating the clit while heating up her insides, which builds, speeds up, and maximizes her orgasm
                    GAME-SIZE-UNSTOPPABLE

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                    • #11
                      I got a 1/2" bullet that has 5 settings and variable speed, to go along with it I purchased a pack of finger toy's which look alot
                      like silicone cock rings. I put those on the bullet and use my imagination. I got warming lube but have not used the two together.
                      Yet....I have used the cherry lube and the bullet package with great success, it seems to take a whole lot of the effort out of it,
                      I can focus more on her instead of trying to keep up. Without the toys she would be grabbing my hand trying to get my finger in
                      the right spot and I would be more focused on that instead of enjoying the moment. NOW all she has to do is hold on and scream,
                      and all I have to do is sit back and say "oh yeah".

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hairtrigger View Post
                        I got a 1/2" bullet that has 5 settings and variable speed, to go along with it I purchased a pack of finger toy's which look alot
                        like silicone cock rings. I put those on the bullet and use my imagination. I got warming lube but have not used the two together.
                        Yet....I have used the cherry lube and the bullet package with great success, it seems to take a whole lot of the effort out of it,
                        I can focus more on her instead of trying to keep up. Without the toys she would be grabbing my hand trying to get my finger in
                        the right spot and I would be more focused on that instead of enjoying the moment. NOW all she has to do is hold on and scream,
                        and all I have to do is sit back and say "oh yeah".
                        haha "oh yeah". I totally agree with you, warming lube makes it so you don't even have to try. But when you DO try, she won't be able to take it. I love it.
                        GAME-SIZE-UNSTOPPABLE

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