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Well thanks to Batwoman and that post of hers this morning in the Dirty Talk thread, I've been pretty damn horny ever since 
So I decided to run an experiment here at the office:
We know that a dollar bill is a decent measure of girth and that it equates to 6 1/8" (15.6 cm) when both ends touch. Since it was slow (and my mind was racing), I decided to take Mr. Jackson out of the money clip and we went on a journey around the office measuring things to get an idea of just how things compared.
It was actually pretty cool - got a lot of conversations started - of course I never told anyone my real reasons behind what I was doing but I think a couple of the older ladies suspected something from the grins they gave me - LOL! One of them came over to my desk and gave me a banana to measure! After a good laugh, I did my thing and it measured right about 5". She made a comment that she thought it would've been bigger and I saw her sneak a glance at my crotch - too funny! She tried to pry about exactly what I was doing but I feed her a line that I was gathering some data for an application I was developing. I don't think she believed me.
Anyway, I've done measuring like this before but I always find it surprising to find out the circumference of things we see and maybe even feel as large, but the measurements don't always match the eyes and hands.
I really need to take a walk or something - I'm about to burst!
So I decided to run an experiment here at the office:We know that a dollar bill is a decent measure of girth and that it equates to 6 1/8" (15.6 cm) when both ends touch. Since it was slow (and my mind was racing), I decided to take Mr. Jackson out of the money clip and we went on a journey around the office measuring things to get an idea of just how things compared.
It was actually pretty cool - got a lot of conversations started - of course I never told anyone my real reasons behind what I was doing but I think a couple of the older ladies suspected something from the grins they gave me - LOL! One of them came over to my desk and gave me a banana to measure! After a good laugh, I did my thing and it measured right about 5". She made a comment that she thought it would've been bigger and I saw her sneak a glance at my crotch - too funny! She tried to pry about exactly what I was doing but I feed her a line that I was gathering some data for an application I was developing. I don't think she believed me.
Anyway, I've done measuring like this before but I always find it surprising to find out the circumference of things we see and maybe even feel as large, but the measurements don't always match the eyes and hands.
I really need to take a walk or something - I'm about to burst!
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