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  • Would you sell your soul to the Devil...?

    Would you sell your soul to the Devil in exchange for a big dick? Let's say an 8 x 6?
    Current Stats as of 10/27/2011:
    NBPEL: 5.6
    MSEG: 5

  • #2
    If I didn't sell it on eBay, nah. 8"x6" is just too damn big.

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    • #3
      Well assuming we're referring to the Christian devil, I'll already end up spending some time with him, so I guess it couldn't hurt to get something out of the arrangement. Of course if I met him then I suppose I would have to believe he existed and thus could negatively impact my eternity, so no. So yeah, no, assuming the offer comes with some evidence of the existence of the devil.

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      • #4
        Hell yeahhhh!!!!!

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        • #5
          lulz... 8x6" I'm pretty much there... just hard work and dedication will get you there!!

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          • #6
            Yah, I think that's within my reach with PE, so I'm gonna hang on to my soul.
            7/15/11

            BPEL = 7.5
            EG = 5.25

            8/30/11

            BPEL = 7.75
            EG = 5.375

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            • #7
              hell no never. PE will get me and 8 incher eventually, devil will own you for eternity.
              05/07/11 nbpel: 5.0 x 4.5
              Flaccid:3.0
              Bpel:5.25

              06/01/11:nbpel:5.25 x 4.5
              Flaccid:3.5 0r 3.75
              Bpel:5.5 x 4.5

              06/29/11:nbpel:5.5 x 4.9/5.0
              Bpel:6 3/8 x 4.9/5.0


              Short term goal: bpel 6.75 x 5.25

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              • #8
                Yeah I would get me a 8.5NBPEL x 6.25MEG ..

                After I sold it, I would tell him im not even religious so therefore you dont exist to me.. So by rules of religion, he would have to refund me my soul and no take backs because I would have used it beforehand which destroys the terms of contract..

                The devil just got tricked, but the Super Devil that would be another story.
                7.5"NBP (+.25")
                7.75"BPEL(+.25")
                5.75"EG (+.5")
                6" Base Girth (+..75")
                Dahan Extender (204.20 hrs Week 7) 1/12/12
                7.75" BPXL

                Shooting for the magic 8x6 .. Girth almost there..length goal, Your going down!!! :)

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                • #9
                  what is the super devil?
                  05/07/11 nbpel: 5.0 x 4.5
                  Flaccid:3.0
                  Bpel:5.25

                  06/01/11:nbpel:5.25 x 4.5
                  Flaccid:3.5 0r 3.75
                  Bpel:5.5 x 4.5

                  06/29/11:nbpel:5.5 x 4.9/5.0
                  Bpel:6 3/8 x 4.9/5.0


                  Short term goal: bpel 6.75 x 5.25

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Miamihurricane View Post
                    hell no never. PE will get me and 8 incher eventually, devil will own you for eternity.

                    I'd poke the devil in his eye with my 8x6 weapon and if he comes back for more I'd stick it up his arse.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Miamihurricane View Post
                      what is the super devil?
                      Vatican scientists have recently discovered that the devil is no longer the greatest threat to humanity, since the discovery of the super devil

                      SUper Devil is at least 6" taller than the devil, has a flying motorcycle, and has a jar of marmalade that causes you to commit adultery
                      7.5"NBP (+.25")
                      7.75"BPEL(+.25")
                      5.75"EG (+.5")
                      6" Base Girth (+..75")
                      Dahan Extender (204.20 hrs Week 7) 1/12/12
                      7.75" BPXL

                      Shooting for the magic 8x6 .. Girth almost there..length goal, Your going down!!! :)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by syphon80 View Post
                        Vatican scientists have recently discovered that the devil is no longer the greatest threat to humanity, since the discovery of the super devil

                        SUper Devil is at least 6" taller than the devil, has a flying motorcycle, and has a jar of marmalade that causes you to commit adultery
                        Bahaha.
                        http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...superdevil.jpg

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                        • #13
                          I was waiting for the FG fans to show up , lol.
                          7.5"NBP (+.25")
                          7.75"BPEL(+.25")
                          5.75"EG (+.5")
                          6" Base Girth (+..75")
                          Dahan Extender (204.20 hrs Week 7) 1/12/12
                          7.75" BPXL

                          Shooting for the magic 8x6 .. Girth almost there..length goal, Your going down!!! :)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by somebodyelse View Post
                            lulz... 8x6" I'm pretty much there... just hard work and dedication will get you there!!
                            Hard work won't get me there lol.

                            Dude I'd whoop the devil's ass in some kind of competition, like in "The Devil went down to Georgia", and get my huge dick without giving my soul in return.

                            BTW somebodyelse, have you been on here recently? I haven't seen you in a while.
                            Start : 5.5 BP/4.5 NBP x 5 MEG
                            Now : 5.5 BP/4.5 NBP x 4.75ish MEG

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                            • #15
                              lol,oh I remember now..family guy
                              05/07/11 nbpel: 5.0 x 4.5
                              Flaccid:3.0
                              Bpel:5.25

                              06/01/11:nbpel:5.25 x 4.5
                              Flaccid:3.5 0r 3.75
                              Bpel:5.5 x 4.5

                              06/29/11:nbpel:5.5 x 4.9/5.0
                              Bpel:6 3/8 x 4.9/5.0


                              Short term goal: bpel 6.75 x 5.25

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