The Conspicuous Penis: Crotch Watching

**closed152** · 09-15-2016

no now that is gross. I was taking that for granted I meant more like say an important meeting or funeral or something!

**closed152** · 09-15-2016

I was trying to work out earlier whether to hang to the left or right. I'm not sure about your zipper point though suppose in denim it might work!

**Party** · 09-15-2016

Spent part of the day with my aunt and uncle on our boat, he is only five years older , but in great shape and my aunt is my age, slim, big tits but I have zero , zero interest in her. My wife couldn't keep her eyes off his package, to the point he got uncomfortable and covered up as best he could. Not the first time I've watched her give a guy the up and down. No biggy , but she takes it to extremes.

**Phoenix7672** · 09-15-2016

Originally Posted by Tara123

Things I do look at are Adam's apples. If there on the larger side, how they move when speaking and swallowing. Very sexy.

Chest hair too, if some is visible over a t-shirt or if the top buttons of shirt are open, I have a hard time keeping eyes to the face and not the bottom of the neck.

So your ideal male is Simon Cowell? LOL

**closed251** · 09-15-2016

Originally Posted by Phoenix7672

So your ideal male is Simon Cowell? LOL

Who doesn't fancy wor Simon? To be honest there's a guy at work that always has two button open on his fitted shirt with loads of chest hair on display. We meet daily re work and I'm always teasing him about it but it is hard to focus on his face.

I honestly never cock watched until I read this thread, I done it a few times now, glance and I am amazed at how much you can see!!

All men should have to wear kilts to cover their modesty!!

**Pegasus** · 09-15-2016

Oh dear the site has a bad effect on you Tara.

**closed251** · 09-15-2016

Originally Posted by Pegasus

Oh dear the site has a bad effect on you Tara.

I think it's more certain people Peg 😉

**closed152** · 09-15-2016

My wife reckoned women didn't do it either. I am usually totally oblivious to what's going on around me but I call bullshit on this - I am sure there are plenty of women that don't but enough do to the extent it's a real thing!

**Big Al** · 09-16-2016

Originally Posted by slantedenchant

no now that is gross. I was taking that for granted I meant more like say an important meeting or funeral or something!

You'd be surprised! Given a large enough crowd, there are those who choose to titillate regardless of the scenario and who they might be affecting. There's a very real sense of power when it comes to seduction.

Choose your moment and your venue with care, and you should be OK

**jockinthebox** · 09-16-2016

Although they're not considered "stylish" anymore, pleated pants can be a savior in delicate situations for guys who are overly endowed. Suits with pleated pants were a savior for me in work business attire and at funerals. There's nothing more embarrassing than being the lead pallbearer at the cemetery and appearing like you have an erection down your leg!

Yikes, people might think you killed off the deceased for their inheritance! LOL!